You know how the old sayings go: Finders Keepers, losers weepers. You don’t know a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. One man’s disgusting, amputated, mummified leg is another man’s one-way ticket to Hollywood stardom. In this week’s episode, we discuss the very strange feud between one country bumpkin who accidentally lost his leg (in every sense of the word) and the other country bumpkin who accidentally purchased it. Along the way, we touch on topics like smooching on a crashing plane, ways to get rich, a monarchy of hagglers, and lots more! We would also like to announce that we are Bone People now, tune in to find out why!

There’s no question that our Mother Earth is in desperate need of some nurture, and who better to come to her aid than a bunch of junkies, fregans, and a 22-year-old who had never seen a tree before? In the 2011 documentary, If a Tree Falls, we meet many of the heroes involved in the ELF (Earth Liberation Front) as they protect our planet the best ways they know how: bombing horse blood factories, smashing windows, and getting pepper sprayed in their actual buttholes. So pack your didgeridoos and hackey sacks and join us as we stan these righteous fucking hippies. YOU CANNOT CONTROL WHAT IS WILD.

What is love? Is it spending $10,000 on translated emails to a catfish across the world? Is it demanding marriage from a stranger within 20 seconds of meeting them? Is it small(er) pores? This is the eternal question prompted in the 2014 documentary, Love Me and let’s just say that we are further from the answer than ever before. However, that’s not going to stop us from humiliating ourselves by repeatedly saying “THE Ukraine” instead of just “Ukraine,” offending an entire continent with our pathetic Australian “accents,” and getting in an on-air brawl about cubed ham. Stay tuned for Danielle’s ineloquent rant that she drunkenly mistakes for a “manifesto” at the end! 

For as long as man has engaged in sport, another man has rivaled him to be the best: Red Sox vs. Yankees, Lakers vs. Celtics, Tyson vs. Holyfield, that one sports guy vs. that other one. But there has never been a more contested or sensational rivalry than the one that rages between reigning champ Billy Mitchell and newcomer Steve Wiebe as they compete for the title of King of Kong. This week, we boldly go where no DDG (drop dead gorgeous) girl has ever gone before as we discuss the competitive world of high-score arcade gaming, the hard-boiled egg-based diet of virgins, stupid kids who can’t wipe their own butts, and so much more! Listen to the episode having Danielle put her marriage on the line to lovingly stan some fucking nerd from Washington! 

It’s a Tabloid tale as old as time: a genius southern belle moves to Utah in search of cultural wisdom, falls in love with a frumpy dumpy Mormon schlub with EXTREMELY clean skin, and introduces an entire nation to the nuances of spread-eagling! And then impersonates a deaf-mute to flee said nation! And then clones her dog 5 times! You know the same ol’ story, but join us in this real doo-doo dipper of an episode anyway in unpacking it the best way we know how (drinking an entire bottle of Kinky liqueur and reciting Mormon anti-erection prayers). Content warning: We don’t know what Scotland Yard is.

Visit Pocatello, Idaho! Nestled in the hills of the Northwest, it’s always the early ‘70s here and believe us when we say that everyone is evil, stupid, and covered in liver spots! Join our community and your child, too, can be Abducted in Plain Sight by your irresistible businessman neighbor! Although our only business was burned down by two prison goons, you’ll still be charmed by how easy it to call the FBI directly, and how simple it is to be seduced into giving your buddy subpar handjobs in the car! So come on down to Pocatello: Where everyone sucks and nothing matters!

So, you think your kid could paint that? Turns out, they probably could! Hell, even WE could probably paint...that. Join us in this week’s episode covering the 2007 documentary, My Kid Could Paint That as we discuss the trials and tribulations of being an overnight manager of a Frito Lays factory, high art aesthetics, baby fame, and drink way too many Jell-O shots and vodka-spiked Capri Suns. Spoiler alert: much like the famed baby artist in this story, we don’t know shit about art! Googoo gaga, bitches!

Nightlife! Fashion! Drugs! Murder! It’s a Disco Bloodbath as we discuss the Glory Daze of Michael Alig and the short-lived hay day of the infamous NYC Club Kid scene of the 1990s. Drop some ketamine and meet us at Limelight to party with goats, dress in diapers, lick knives, and shoot poseurs up with Drano! 

Once again, angry white men have completely harshed our mellow, only the damage they’ve done this time is almost as crippling as Jen’s hangover in this week’s episode regarding the 2018 Netflix documentary, Alt Right: Age of Rage. While the material at hand is no laughing matter, we still manage to poke a little bit of fun at famed neo-Nazi Richard Spencer’s affinity for Depeche Mode, engage in a rousing bout of fisticuffs, talk relentless shit about those involved in the alt-right movement, and celebrate those fighting it. Tune in to the episode that has made us reconsider covering upsetting subject matter ever again!