Pack your bags, influencers! It's summertime and you deserve a vacation, so we're taking you all the way back to the Exuma Sandals Resort parking lot to party at the FYRE FESTIVAL! Kick back, relax, and join Jen and Danielle in guzzling rum, admiring Billy McFarland's boots, demanding flying V formations, and calling everyone a "fucking piece of shit". You're in for a lux journey, only this time it won't cost you $250K to party for an hour!

We are having a wet, hot, American summer and what better way to wash away our sins than to unpack the holiest documentary ever made, Jesus Camp?! We talk the implications of a free flowing rat tail, going to school in the mall, a whether or not this all DID come from goo! Join us as we have literally the best (and drunkest) time ever on the road to salvation!

In this brief, and honestly unprecedented episode, America is introduced to its newest (and hottest) sweethearts: Jen and Danielle! We talk about our torrid professional roots,  Danielle's newfound obsession with "Soap shoes," and try to clarify exactly what the FUCK we think we're doing making this podcast. Join us as we live, laugh, love, and haphazardly turn knobs on the microphone that we probably shouldn't be touching.