The Mariners are back in action tonight for a weekend series vs the Chicago White Sox // Headline Rewrites: HEADLINE: The NBA has suspended Grizzlies star Ja Morant for 25 games to start the 2023-24 season due to ‘reckless and irresponsible behavior’ REAL HEADLINE: If Morant were 10 years older he would’ve been on ‘Scared Straight!’ and none of this would’ve happened
NBA commissioner Adam Silver said in a statement: "Ja Morant's decision to once again wield a firearm on social media is alarming and disconcerting given his similar conduct in March for which he was already suspended eight games. The potential for other young people to emulate Ja's conduct is particularly concerning. Under these circumstances, we believe a suspension of 25 games is appropriate and makes clear that engaging in reckless and irresponsible behavior with guns will not be tolerated."HEADLINE: Gregg Berhalter is set to return as USMNT coach just six months after his contract was allowed to expire  
REAL HEADLINE: Now they’re in a place where you’ve gotta explain to your friends why you’re back with your ex
Berhalter’s contract was allowed to expire after the World CupUS Soccer had reportedly interview over 10 candidates
HEADLINE: Rob Manfred claims there was never a stadium proposal from Oakland
REAL HEADLINE: Rob Manfred, like most lawyers, thinks everyone else is an idiot //  Christian Caple // Rob Manfred is in some hot water after allegedly making false statements about the Oakland A's moving in a press conference 

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