How Cum

By Remy Kassimir

Comedy Sexuality

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Comedian @RemyKassimir has never had an orgasm and she's using this podcast to figure out: how cum?! Every episode Remy and one of her guest co-hosts will interview a cool guest (comic, celeb, doctor, grandma, etc.) about their first time cumming, they'll discuss sex and relationships, and then the guest gets to give Remy an 'assingment' that she has to complete for the next week!

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40 Cumgratulations/ How Fri...

12.29.2020

Hi best friends! For our season 3 finale we are celebrating C*mgratulations and FRIENDSHIPS! Two things that got us through this wildly tough year. We're joined by two amazing Best Friends, hilarious Stand-up Comedians and co-hosts of the 'Unofficial Expert' ...

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12.29.2020 40 Cumgratulations/ How Friend (Marie Faustin + Sydnee Washington) Hi best friends! For our season 3 finale we are celebrating C*mgratulations and FRIENDSHIPS! Two things that got us through this wildly tough year. We're joined by two amazing Best Friends, hilarious Stand-up Comedians and co-hosts of the 'Unofficial Expert' ...
12.22.2020 39 How Cult (Brooke Arnold) Trigger Warning: Rape/Sexual Assault/Cults This week we are joined by comedian, writer and professor Brooke Arnold. Brooke tells us all about her experience of growing up in a cult that has been called "The world's most woman-hating cult" from the ...
12.14.2020 38 Female Healthcare (Dr. Jolene Brighten) We're talking hormones and women's healthcare with a prominent leader in women's medicine and author of 'Beyond The Pill,' Dr Jolene Brighten. Dr Brighten tells us how she combines naturopathic and conventional medicine to treat various hormonal imbalances and runs ...
12.08.2020 37 Hypocrites and Idiots (Joey Dardano + Irene Morales) This week we are joined by two hilarious comedians to talk about advice and whether the people who dish it out can be trusted. Joey Dardano, host of 'Help From A Hypocrite' podcast and Irene Morales, host of 'Dear Nana: ...
12.01.2020 36 Weed + Sex (The Cannasexual, Chanel Ali, and Courtney Reynolds) We're talking two of our favorite things- sex and weed with award-winning sex educator and coach Ashley Manta (The Cannasexual) and comedians and regular cannabis consumers Chanel Ali and Courtney Reynolds. We're talking everything from using weed as a tool ...
11.17.2020 34 Womb Havers (Ashley Gavin + Gara Lonning) Why don't cis men know about the flat tongue technique, and why won't some people take advice once you tell them how you like it? We're breaking it down with the host of ‘We’re Having Gay Sex’, Ashley Gavin and ...
11.10.2020 33 The One About TV Shows (Ashley Ray) Recorded on the day the election was over, this is a chill joyous episode to celebrate. It's been a stressful week of news watching so we're winding down and making a list of our favorite TV shows; for laughing to, ...
11.03.2020 32 Jokes by Survivors (Dylan Adler + Kelly Bachman) Trigger warning: Rape/Trauma/PTSD/Assault This week we are joined by Dylan Adler and Kelly Bachman, standup comedians and co-hosts of “Rape Jokes by Survivors.” Dylan and Kelly tell us about their individual experiences as rape survivors; how they cope and heal, ...
10.29.2020 31 How To Live F*ck Boy Free (Mary Beth Barone) Comedian Mary Beth Barone joins us this week to talk politics and 'Drag His Ass' her fuck boy treatment and redemption program (and live show/meme account.) We delve into fuck boys; how are they created, are they redeemable and how ...
10.19.2020 30 Herpes, Tall Men, and Big Misconceptions (Erica Spera) Comedian and Shooters Gotta Shoot podcast host Erica Spera stops by to talk sex and dating while having herpes and the most common things people get wrong about the extremely common STI. We learn how she got it, the succinct ...
10.12.2020 29 Daddy Couture (Matthew Camp) This week we're talking to gorgeous gay icon, Matthew Camp. We learn how he became one of the original pioneers of Instagram modeling as well as co-owner queer clothing company Daddy Couture (with Rebecca More-Dcks of the notorious Cck Destroyers). ...
10.05.2020 28 Pregnancy and Covid (Giulia Rozzi + Will Miles) We’re talking pregnancy during a pandemic with hilarious comedians and new parents Giulia Rozzi and Will Miles. We discuss having a newborn during Covid, pre-birthing classes via Zoom, delivering a baby with a mask on, and Giulia's experience as an ...
09.28.2020 27 Walking Red Flag (Chris Barnett) This week we are joined by Tik Tok heart throb and self-proclaimed ‘Starry-eyed Storyteller,’ Chris Barnett. This model/actor, turned TikTok sensation is best known for his POV videos, and his ‘Vintage Acting Challenges’. We discuss how he feels about people ...
09.21.2020 26 Cheaters (Ashley Madison) That's right, a cheating episode. Tune in as we dive behind the scenes of one of the most controversial online dating sites, Ashley Madison and talk to members and staff about why various people cheat and have affairs. We hear ...
09.16.2020 25 Sugar Dating (Amanda) For our 100th episode we are joined by Remy’s good friend, former Sugar Baby and frequent user of ‘Seeking Arrangements,' “Amanda” who takes us on fabulous sugar dating adventures and explains why she no longer works in sex. We discuss ...
09.08.2020 24 Mendy (Sarah Afkami) This week we are joined by Los Angeles screenwriter and standup comedian, Sarah Afkami. Sarah has just wrapped on a Lionsgate project called "The Look" airing on Starz soon. We chat about Sarah's gender identity, fear of transitioning, and alter-ego ...
08.31.2020 23 Catcalls of The World (Sophie Sandberg) Founder of @CatCallsofNYC Sophie Sandberg comes on to talk about the various types of street harassment and how her grassroots initiative (which started as a class project) has exploded into a global effort with over 200 Catcallsof-- Instagram accounts. Follow ...
08.24.2020 22 Coming Out as Straight (Lucas Connolly) Comedian Lucas Connolly comes all the way from New York for this outrageously funny and didactic episode. He regales us with stories about being one of the earliest 'queerspawn;' growing up with four moms in Laramie Wyoming. We talk about ...
08.17.2020 21 Good Trouble (Michelle Hope) We are talking to Sexologist and Activist Michelle Hope about what it means to get into "good trouble." We discuss protesting, actionable items for allies, understanding generational trauma, and the importance of voting from the bottom. Michelle teaches us about ...
08.10.2020 20 What About Ben's Balls? (Ben DeMarco) It's a penis and balls episode! Ben is back to talk about why him and Remy don't bang often anymore, the famous 90's toy he used to masturbate with as a child, and a genital surgery he might need to ...
08.03.2020 19 I'll Miss You Most of All (Charlotte Kassimir) The Kassimir sisters reunite (after recently separating) and discuss the reason for Remy's bittersweet move out of NYC/ Nanny's apartment and Charlotte's plans for the future. They take a trip down memory lane talking childhood diaries, video games they've played ...
07.27.2020 18 Cumpanion Q+A (Part 2) Remy, Robyn and Gavriel are answering more of your submitted questions and taking a trip down memory lane to learn all about how every team member became part of the crew. Follow us at @HowCumPodcast, Remy at @RemyKassimir, Robyn at ...
07.20.2020 17 Sluts and Whores (Arielle Kaplan + Lorrae Jo) We're honored by the presence of TWO of our favorite sex-meme creators this week; Lorrae Jo of @SluttyGrlProbs and the woman behind @Whorgasmic, Arielle Kaplan. We're talking jizz, the Gizzney collection, feminisim + the patriarchy, being poly, balls, different ways ...
07.13.2020 16 The Dream Episode (Dr. Dylan Selterman) Anybody else been having the craziest dreams lately? We have and needed to dig into why. We are talking dreams and nightmares with Dylan Selterman, Senior Lecturer in the Psychology Department at the University of Maryland and manager of the ...
07.06.2020 15 The Legendary Syd Xtravaganza (Sydney Baloue) Our first Ballroom episode! Sydney Baloue (AKA Syd Xtravaganza) is a ballroom archivist and historian as well as a producer of HBO Max's Legendary who joins us to define Ballroom Culture and discuss how it is crossing over to the ...
06.29.2020 14 Cumpanion Q+A with Remy and the HC Team This week Remy is joined by some members of the extremely international How Cum team, Robyn Kennedy and Gavriel! We're getting to know the team and answering YOUR submitted Cumpanion questions! Gavriel is a sexual wellness coach and our new ...
06.22.2020 13 Horny at Hogwarts (Neko White + Will Posnan) Our Harry Potter episode is finally HERE! Our favorite researcher (the magical Charlotte Kassimir) is back to talk witchcraft + wizardry with her sister Remy and the two hosts of the Potterhood podcast, comedians Will Poznan Neko White! These four ...
06.15.2020 12 Beauty and The Sink (Cathy Humes + Nasser Khan) Remy and Ben talk about Remy's sexuality and how Ben feels about dating someone who is not entirely straight! Woohoo! Then we go back in time to May 2019 in NYC at Charlotte's apartment and Remy has a grand ole' ...
06.08.2020 11 Coming Together (Jay Jurden) Remy and comedian Jay Jurden (The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, HBO's High Maintenance) discuss fluid sexualities, coming out, equality and how to come together for BLM during this unprecedented Pride month. We also re-live our horniest bi-sexual realizations and Jay ...
06.01.2020 10 I Love You More (Caitlin Peluffo + Steve Rogers) Remy is joined by her boyfriend comedian Ben DeMarco to interview another comedy couple; Caitlin Peluffo and Steve Rogers. We discuss our recent blowout fights, which one of us lies about his dick-size, who said 'I love you' first, and ...
05.25.2020 09 Freedom For All (Katie Ford) Trigger Warning: physical /sexual abuse, slavery, and child torture. We begin with idiotic banter and spontaneous beat-boxing from Remy and Ben as they chat about how Rick and Morty continues to inspire this podcast, Remy's new obsession with Madison Beer, ...
05.18.2020 08 Anal 401 (Usama Siddiquee + Pranav Behari) Remy is joined by her friends and fellow NYC comedians, the ridiculously funny hosts of Mango Bae; Pranav Behari and Usama Siddiquee. Prepare to guffaw on this wild LOLercoaster full of truly one-of-a-kind wet dream stories from BOTH of our ...
05.11.2020 07 The Reality of Fake People (Chanel Omari) This week Remy, Ben and How Cum were featured on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City in the wildest clip we could've ever expected! In the beginning of our episode, Remy and Ben discuss behind the scenes drama ...
05.04.2020 06 Tank's Good News (Tank Sinatra) Trigger warning: suicidal ideation, substance abuse and death- but it's a really fun one, we swear! This week we’re joined by Instagram God, Legend, "Daddy," (whichever you prefer--) Tank Sinatra - AKA George Resch; the man behind the memes and ...
04.26.2020 05 Abstinence + Outercourse (Taylor Tomlinson) We’re talking comedy couples, Christianity, and confusing cums this week with hilarious standup comedian Taylor Tomlinson. Currently quarantined with her new (also comedian) boyfriend Sam Morril, Taylor tells us about how living together unexpectedly has been and how a joke ...
04.20.2020 04 Love In Lockdown (Vanessa Marin) We’re talking love and relationships in the time of quarantine with none other than sought after psychotherapist Vanessa Marin, who specializes in sex therapy and couples therapy. She gives us insight into maintaining a happy relationship while working and living ...
04.12.2020 03 The Two Week Rule (Andrew Schulz) Bit of a trigger warning on this episode with the ridiculously hilarious, flagrant, and unfiltered (yet wildly empathetic) comedian Andrew Schulz. Andrew goes deep into why he thinks women like true crime, his innovative dating strategy for deciding someone is ...
04.05.2020 02 How To Have Hot Sex (Dr. Emily Morse) Legendary sex therapist, podcaster and host of SiriusXM's Sex With Emily, Dr. Emily Morse stops by to dispel sex myths and teach us how to have the hottest sex of our lives!! Strap in, strap on, this one is going ...
04.01.2020 01 Stay Safe + Stay Sane (Kelsey Darragh) We’ve cum back! No, it’s not an April Fool’s Joke, we wouldn't do that to you during this nightmarish pandemic. We kick off the season by taking a much needed deep dive into mental health with comedian and mental health ...
09.02.2019 37 Cumgratulations! (Season 2 Finale with Remy & Charlotte) Remy and Charlotte close out the season by calling Cumpanions from around the globe to Cumgratulate them on their new accumplishments this year. Wow -- that's a lot of cum puns and it's only the first sentence! We chat with ...
08.25.2019 36 BDSM is Chic (Mistress Couple & Rachel Sennott) This week we are talking BDSM! Everything from being a Sub, Dom--to both, to catching a whip with your genitals and exploring your sexual fantasies. Remy welcomes NYC stand-up comedian Rachel Sennott to learn about BDSM and we are joined ...
08.18.2019 35 Periods! Period. (Miki Agrawal and Nadya Okamoto) This week we are talking about a bodily function that effects our lives and helps to give life: our PERIODS! We are joined by two giants in the period space; Miki Agrawal, co-founder of THINX and Tushy and Nadya Okamoto, ...
08.11.2019 34 The Boobies Episode (Suzannah Weiss & Meshelle) We're discussing all things BOOBS this week: How we feel about them in society, how we've felt about our own, and every question you've ever wondered about yours, but were too afraid to ask! Remy is joined by Suzannah Weiss, ...
08.08.2019 33 I'm a New Bitch (Syd Wilder) Trigger Warning: rape, suicide and abuse. We want you to enjoy our content, but please make sure to take care of yourself; some of the following material can be sensitive to some listeners. We talk to Syd Wilder, comedian, insta-model ...
08.04.2019 32 Sexless Marriage to Sexuality Doula (Ev'Yan Whitney) This week’s guest is Ev’Yan Whitney: sexuality doula™, sex educator & facilitator, and the host of the podcast The Sexually Liberated Woman. She has helped thousands of women and femme-identifying people step out of shame, fear, and trauma and into ...
07.28.2019 31 Is There Still Sex In The City? (Candace Bushnell) OMG we could not be more excited for this guest!! Remy sits down with (and fan-girls over) the original Carrie Bradshaw, Candace Bushnell; icon, it-girl and critically acclaimed, international best-selling author of nine books, including the infamous Sex and the ...
07.21.2019 30 Catch Up With Rem (And Char) Sadly, Remy couldn’t be here to host this episode…BUT DON’T YOU WORRY because today, she is our GUEST. This week Charlotte interviews Remy about her biggest takeaways from the season and where she's at now, SEXUALLY. Also, the Cumpanions submitted ...
07.18.2019 29 CROSSOVER EPISODE! with We Really Love Island (Chris Williamson) Warning: This episode contains deep thoughts and SICK banter. In this VERY EXCITING How Cum/ We Really Love Island crossover event Remy, Charlotte, and Comedian Lili Michelle (Remy's WRLI Season 2 Co-host) interview Season 1 Love Island UK contestant, Chris ...
07.14.2019 28 The E.D. Doctor (Dr. J Francois Eid) We're talking all things PENISES! Remy and Charlotte interview Dr. Eid, a board-certified urologist focusing on the treatment of advanced erectile dysfunction. He specializes in penile implant surgery, and also treats urinary incontinence after prostate cancer. He is one of ...
07.07.2019 27 It's a Cocktus! (Maria Del Russo & Alexandra Fine) An unbelievable conversation with sex/ love writer and recent author, Maria Del Russo and Co-Founder of sex toy company Dame Products, Alexandra Fine. We discuss themes from Maria’s new book, “Simple Acts of Love;” relationships & singlehood, why you should ...

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How Cum episodes:

40 Cumgratulations/ How Friend (Marie Faustin + Sydnee Washington)

39 How Cult (Brooke Arnold)

38 Female Healthcare (Dr. Jolene Brighten)

37 Hypocrites and Idiots (Joey Dardano + Irene Morales)

36 Weed + Sex (The Cannasexual, Chanel Ali, and Courtney Reynolds)

34 Womb Havers (Ashley Gavin + Gara Lonning)

33 The One About TV Shows (Ashley Ray)

32 Jokes by Survivors (Dylan Adler + Kelly Bachman)

31 How To Live F*ck Boy Free (Mary Beth Barone)

30 Herpes, Tall Men, and Big Misconceptions (Erica Spera)

29 Daddy Couture (Matthew Camp)

28 Pregnancy and Covid (Giulia Rozzi + Will Miles)

27 Walking Red Flag (Chris Barnett)

26 Cheaters (Ashley Madison)

25 Sugar Dating (Amanda)

24 Mendy (Sarah Afkami)

23 Catcalls of The World (Sophie Sandberg)

22 Coming Out as Straight (Lucas Connolly)

21 Good Trouble (Michelle Hope)

20 What About Ben's Balls? (Ben DeMarco)

19 I'll Miss You Most of All (Charlotte Kassimir)

18 Cumpanion Q+A (Part 2)

17 Sluts and Whores (Arielle Kaplan + Lorrae Jo)

16 The Dream Episode (Dr. Dylan Selterman)

15 The Legendary Syd Xtravaganza (Sydney Baloue)

14 Cumpanion Q+A with Remy and the HC Team

13 Horny at Hogwarts (Neko White + Will Posnan)

12 Beauty and The Sink (Cathy Humes + Nasser Khan)

11 Coming Together (Jay Jurden)

10 I Love You More (Caitlin Peluffo + Steve Rogers)

09 Freedom For All (Katie Ford)

08 Anal 401 (Usama Siddiquee + Pranav Behari)

07 The Reality of Fake People (Chanel Omari)

06 Tank's Good News (Tank Sinatra)

05 Abstinence + Outercourse (Taylor Tomlinson)

04 Love In Lockdown (Vanessa Marin)

03 The Two Week Rule (Andrew Schulz)

02 How To Have Hot Sex (Dr. Emily Morse)

01 Stay Safe + Stay Sane (Kelsey Darragh)

37 Cumgratulations! (Season 2 Finale with Remy & Charlotte)

36 BDSM is Chic (Mistress Couple & Rachel Sennott)

35 Periods! Period. (Miki Agrawal and Nadya Okamoto)

34 The Boobies Episode (Suzannah Weiss & Meshelle)

33 I'm a New Bitch (Syd Wilder)

32 Sexless Marriage to Sexuality Doula (Ev'Yan Whitney)

31 Is There Still Sex In The City? (Candace Bushnell)

30 Catch Up With Rem (And Char)

29 CROSSOVER EPISODE! with We Really Love Island (Chris Williamson)

28 The E.D. Doctor (Dr. J Francois Eid)

27 It's a Cocktus! (Maria Del Russo & Alexandra Fine)

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