How Not To Get A Boyfriend

By Alex Woolhouse

If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.

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The podcast currently has 47 episodes available.

How Not To Get A Boyfriend episodes:

April 04, 2023 Episode 17 - Frazzled British Woman Seeks Desperate City Workers!
We’ve got a double bill! Alex is back and dating harder than ever for our pleasure. Date 1 sees Alex date a run of the mill sexy man after a long shift at her new retail job. Will she try before she buys?
Date 2 features Alex going for a first date straight after BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH. Don’t expect many specifics, she can’t remember a damn thing.
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
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21min
March 07, 2023 Episode 16 - Maxine Heron
This week, Alex is welcoming the iconic Maxine Heron as her first guest to the pod. Maxine is a model, public speaker, and marketing manager and is ready to spill about how she dates. Fancy hearing how famous girls get men? Alex and Maxine have got you covered,
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
28min
February 21, 2023 Episode 15 - Disciplining The Dogs
This week, Alex is throwing caution to the wind and going out for dinner on a first date! Sexy restaurant, prime Soho location, sexy man who loves Alex’s chat. It’s set to be a stunning date.
But unlike the cooked fennel, will this man grow on Alex? Will he look past Alex’s red flags? You’ll have to listen and find out!
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
19min
February 14, 2023 Episode 14 - Advice For Hot People
You’ll be glad to know that Alex saw her 27th in with a nice juicy Clapham kebab with a side of man. A man called HUNTER! ICONIC!
To honour her birthday, Alex is sharing her list of 27 pieces of advice and etiquette that she’s curated over her life. Strap in, and for gods sake have a pen to hand!
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
23min
February 01, 2023 Episode 13 - She’s Not a Princess, She’s a Queen
This week, Alex is a penniless destitute. Having moved back home for a few weeks whilst her London flat gets a refurb, she’s spending her days lolloping around the local service station. Of course we wouldn’t be bringing you a pod without a valid date! Long story short, Alex subbed dry shampoo for baking powder, secured a date who’d foot the bill, and still had a very lovely time.
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
18min
January 17, 2023 Episode 12 - Woke Men Are Pigs
It’s a double bill! Date 1 is fresh from field (sp?) and fittingly they met in The Goat in Clapham. He’s a big boy in finance, she’s in all black with a tartan puffer jacket. Will the Green flags deliver?
Date 2 takes the form of a blue haired Harry Styles wannabe who was running late due to having a daal in the oven. He’s on Grindr, has queer friends, will he be the bi guy of Alex’s dreams? Surely he won’t say anything problematic…
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
21min
January 10, 2023 Episode 11 - GLAMPAGNE
Happy New Year girls, gays, and theys!
This week, Alex is on a new year health kick. And by the way, it’s called hot yoga because the guys take their tops off!
Alex is also going to be reeling off what she’s manifesting for herself this year. It’s a sort of hot girl resolution list containing totally sane goals such as moving to LA, small dogs, and “only binge drinking”…
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
18min
December 27, 2022 Episode 10 - The Hinge Fuckboy Roast
It’s official, Naa’vi are hot and their perfect bodies have put our girl in heat for Christmas. James Cameron, let’s make the first trans Avatar happen.
In lieu of a real date this week, Alex is taking a break and instead roasting deranged dating profiles. How many times can Alex relate literally any sentence back to the Avatar universe? Let’s find out!
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
21min
December 20, 2022 Episode 9 - The 70s Porn-Stache
This week, Alex is putting some software engineers on blast! No, they haven’t rejected her, but their pathetic UI design efforts are really causing a struggle for our dating efforts.
Our girl never gives up though, and she bagged herself a date on a boat on the real river Thames! He’s gorgeous, but will she go back to his hotel for free wine? You know the answer.
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
17min
December 13, 2022 Episode 8 - Snaffling The Boy’s Cheese Board
This week, Alex is ordering boys from a distant land slightly further afield than her regular stomping ground. Legally, there’s better matches in Clapham so we can forgive him.
Alex also went on another first date, but the less said about that one, the better.
If you’re a man who lives in London, statistically you have been on a date with Alex. Follow the trials and tribulations of Clapham’s Carrie Bradshaw while she looks for love.
Follow @alexwoolly on Instagram and Twitter.
Produced by Jack Elliott
Cover art by @lydsthatpicstook
...more
17min

FAQs about How Not To Get A Boyfriend:

How many episodes does How Not To Get A Boyfriend have?

The podcast currently has 47 episodes available.

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