Our first caller is bothered by jet skiers tearing up his local lake. The next caller wants to know how to avoid looking like a dweeb when he's hunting. Following that, a caller is concerned about his wife being forklift certified. Our final caller needs advice on how to make her husband more Midwestern.

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