Hysteria 51

Remember that time we stormed Area 51 and Conspiracy Bot somehow got us involved in a Reptilian scheme to take over the world? (episode 155 for those of you playing at home)

This is like that…only different…with more Hollow Earth…and Kyle…and Zork?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You better just listen for yourself.

Written by Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand ProductionsProduced by Michael Paul Gonzalez and Brent HandStarring:Brent Hand – HimselfJohn Goforth – HimselfLisa Hand - HerselfConspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, HimselfKyle – Annoyingly HimselfAleksandra Bieńkowska – DeckerTim Longhurst – British Announcer GuyMichael Paul Gonzalez - HimselfEvil John Goforth - Not HimselfMusic:Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/royaltyfreezoneMusic used: Dragon War by Makai Symphony https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony/dragon-warorchestral-battle-musicLicensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Sound Effects:Sound Effects obtained via Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Look, we know Florida gets a bad rap. You have one bath salt zombie and all of a sudden, you're the crazy state. And while tales of alligators on meth are great fodder for the local news outlets, it seems some groups a little farther from home have taken a shining to the…Sunshine State. One specific town there to be specific - Gulf Breeze, Florida. In the late 80's and early 90's, Gulf Breeze was a magnet for UFO sightings and alleged abductions. But why was so much of this activity centered around a guy named Ed Walters? Is his photographic evidence legit? Why would aliens communicate with poker dog pics? We grab our windbreakers and investigate the Gulf Breeze flap this week. Plus, Rob Kristoffersen from the Our Strange Skies podcast joins the fun. Kyle seems possessed again. And Conspiracy Bot offers his help during these uncertain times (you don't want it). All of that and more on the podcast that doesn’t always hear aliens speaking to us telepathically, but when we do it’s ALF - Hysteria 51.Huge thanks to this weeks guest: Rob KristoffersenFollow Our Strange Skies: FACEBOOK | TWITTER | INSTAGRAMBooksThe Gulf Breeze Sightings | Ed Walters & Frances WaltersVideosUFO Hunters: Alien Spacecraft Sighted In Florida - https://youtu.be/2U69Gn2rTS0The Gulf Breeze UFO Case - https://youtu.be/E9O5dI2dWZIWebsitesWikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_Breeze_UFO_incidentPNJ - https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2017/12/10/gulf-breeze-ufo-sightings-30-years-public-divided/915397001/PNJ - https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/gulf-breeze/2017/09/22/troy-moon-30-years-gulf-breeze-ufo-sightings/688723001/Gulf Breeze News - https://news.gulfbreezenews.com/articles/a-close-encounter-of-a-weird-kind/Orlando Sentinel - https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1990-04-15-9004134960-story.htmlCUFOS - http://www.cufos.org/CIQ/CIQ_Issues_%2319-24.pdfBackground MusicAmericana: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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In our continuing bonus series on un-refrigerated meats, this week we're tackling Underwood's Deviled Ham Spread. You've had a deviled egg right? It's like that..only ham…and lots of nitrites…and comes in a can. Hungry yet? To help us untangle this debacle we're joined by our better halves. No, not C-Bot and Kyle, but our wives Producer Lisa and (the OG producer) Stacy join to ask the tough questions. Can canned meat be too salty? Was this the first brand with a devil on the logo? Will Stacy even try it? Find out as we deliver yet another delicious BONUS episode of CAFEteria 51.

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Did you know the world is going to end in 100 seconds? Well, sort of. Welcome to the Doomsday Clock - a measurement on how close mankind is to destroying itself. And while it might sound like the super weapon used by the bad guy in a surprisingly educational James Bond movie, it's actually a science backed vehicle for educating the world on how close The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists believes we are to wiping ourselves off the face of the planet. Between climate change, nuclear proliferation, disruptive tech, and Tiger King - we're closer to the end of it all than we've ever been. But is the clock accurate? Can we turn back the hands of time? What do the reptilians have to do with it? It's the end of the world as we know it and we feel fine as we unpack the Doomsday Clock this week. Plus, the fellas are joined by the Delicious Nickalicious and Rob Dog from The Brohio Podcast (they're nice). Conspiracy Bot tries to advance the Doomsday Clock (he's not). And we learn Conspiracy Bot is sending Kyle on magazine runs (Soap Opera digest - we shook our heads too). All of that and more on the podcast that isn’t rooting for the Doomsday Clock to hit midnight, but we’re afraid we have a robot who is - Hysteria 51.Huge thanks to this week’s guests: The Brohio PodcastFollow them on: Facebook | Twitter | InstagramFind the week's sources at: http://hysteria51.com/doomsday-clock-countdown-to-extinction-w-the-brohio-podcast-187/

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In the years leading up to WW2, scientists from all over the world speculated about the potential for a new type of weapon – one that harnessed the power of the atom. And while the Americans, Brits, and Canadians were busy building the largest secret project in the history of secret projects (The Manhattan Project)...the Soviets had a different strategy: just steal it. So, as WW2 rages on, the US and USSR are still frenemies. But, under the surface the Cold War has begun. Enter the Atomic Spies. Exactly how many agents did the Soviets have under our noses? Were they successful in stealing our secrets to create their own nuke? Did Picasso know The Pope? We grab our decoder rings and infiltrate the Atomic Spies this week. Plus, C-Bot thinks Yakov Smirnoff makes a good vodka (¯\_(ツ)_/¯), Kyle knows waaaay too much about Brent and John’s past (¯\_(ツ)_/¯), and Kevin Crispin and JTR Brown make a return to the lower 4th (¯\_(ツ)_/¯). All of that and more on the podcast that was never a spy for Soviet Russia, but we DID enjoy the Americans – Hysteria 51.Make sure to check out the amazing work from this week’s Guest JTR Brown:Scab Among the Stars (Lunar Lives Book 1)Machines and Fever Dreams: Ten Surreal TalesFind the week's sources at:http://hysteria51.com/atomic-spies-the-secret-soviet-program-to-nick-a-nuke-186/Cover Image Credit:DAILY MIRROR/GETTY

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Hey losers, Conspiracy Bot here. This week Brent and John fire up the way back machine for a CAFEteria 51 trip down memory lane. It's Retro Snacks, the episode they did on the original run of Rad or Fad. I hope you hate it!

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It’s 1986 and you’re haulin’ massive amounts of French hooch back to Japan. Admittedly it would tempting to get ‘high on your own supply’, but flying a 747 while drunk is frowned upon. Yet, by the end of the flight, some might assume you were. Why? Well, you saw 3 big ol’ UFOs over eastern Alaska. We’re talking gravity defying, Tic Tac level UFOs. And that’s only the beginning of the story of the Japan Airlines Flight 1628 Incident. What did the pilots really see? Is it possible for one pilot to see something the others don’t? Just exactly how many Walmarts make up an air craft carrier? We ask the tough questions this week as we get to the bottom of the incident. Plus, the fellas talk the long forgotten Spike TV gem MXC (if you haven’t, you must), Kyle learns yet another language (how does this keep happening?), and there’s at least one reference to Mr Roboto (if you haven’t, you sort of, MAYBE should). All of that and more on the podcast that doesn’t always cover UFO stories from Alaska, but when we do – they most certainly involve wine – Hysteria 51.Special thanks to this week’s research sources:Research Assistant - Raymond Walden IVSources available at http://hysteria51.com/jal-flight-1628-ufos-bigger-than-a-walmart-185/

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Agenda 21 - What is it? Some new video game where you’re an assassin who gets double crossed by the very organization you work for? Or, perhaps it’s a coming of age teen comedy, all about a profane, yet lovable group of high schoolers on a quest to score beer for the BIG party. Or MAYBE it’s a multinational, multilateral, non-binding, action plan from the United Nations! If you guessed C you’re right (though we kinda wish it was A or B)! BUT, to some, it also could be a ‘wolf-in-sheep’s clothing’ plan to establish the New World Order and control the population as to benefit the Earth (yeah, we hadn’t heard of eco-fascism either). But what’s the truth? Is this a toothless list of suggestions that is nothing more than the multi-national, Utopian version of Eat Pray Love? Or, is it a sinister plot by a cabal of business and political leaders to eventually enslave us? We grab our Julia Roberts movie collection and investigate this week. Plus, C-Bot pines for the future that was Robocop (he’s a Kurtwood Smith fan), Kyle does his best ED-209 impression (we hope it was an impression), and the Wayans Brothers make an appearance on the show (not really, but we talk about them). All of that and more on the podcast that doesn’t always talk non-binding sustainability plans orchestrated by the UN, but when we do, we rely heavily on the opinion of idiot robots – Hysteria 51.Special thanks to this week’s research sources:Research Assistant - Raymond Walden IVFull list of sources available: http://hysteria51.com/agenda-21-good-suggestions-or-gross-subjugation-184/

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One mysterious night in the early 20th century all pendulum clocks stopped at the exact same moment in Paris, France. At that same moment, 1000's of Parisians experienced dizziness, nausea, and more. The strangest thing about the whole thing? The story didn’t appear in full until a 2019 episode of Top 10 Secrets and Mysteries (Netflix’s Ancient Aliens, but more non-E.T. stuff). Did something truly extraordinary happen that night in Paris, or does Netflix have an extraordinarily bad show on their hands? We go back in time this week to dig up the answer. Plus, we learn what soaps Conspiracy Bot is watching (what?), we learn Kyle speaks Spanish (what??), and we learn how you spend quarantine with 2 idiot robots (carefully). All of that and more on the podcast doesn’t always talk about missing time – but certainly wish we could skip a couple weeks of this quarantine – Hysteria 51.Special thanks to this week’s research sources:Research Assistant - Raymond Walden IVVideosTop 10 Secrets and Mysteries - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6558262/Big City Mysteries - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10584622/?ref_=ttep_ep8Earth Gravity Map - https://youtu.be/d4E5T9PSbo0WebsitesQuara - https://bit.ly/3aRUlVVAmino - http://aminoapps.com/p/p6gjhdPrezi - https://prezi.com/hxcaram8j6wl/paris-fail/Vachler Art Company - https://www.vac.cz/Petr Vachler - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0882917/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr2Petr Vachler Wikipedia - https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petr_VachlerBig City Mysteries - https://www.take-a-break.co/big-city-mysteries-never-solved-urban-secrets/6/Historicity of the Bible - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_the_BibleFoucault Pendulum - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault_pendulumNASA Discovers a ‘Lost Day’ in Time? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-lost-day/r/DebunkThis -https://www.reddit.com/r/DebunkThis/comments/b2zip1/did_all_the_clocks_in_paris_stopped_on_the_29th/Astronomy Forum - http://www.astronomyforum.net/off-topic-forum/262669-1902-clocks-stopped-people-got-sick.htmlHadena James - https://hadenajames.wordpress.com/2019/04/10/top-10-secrets-mysteries-the-paris-time-gap/

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