A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.

Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays.

Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko.

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