A caller explains their next plans after leaving the US Air Force, a caller considers ending a lifelong friendship, a caller hosts a very quaint garage sale, and a final caller explains what drove him to give up playing the ukulele. 

You must roll a 4 or higher. I am a gecko.

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A caller attends a lego convention, a caller tries to socialize after having a child at a young age, a caller attempts to get out of a deep rut, and a final caller discusses the roller derby universe.

Does anyone know many calories are in an ant? I am a gecko.

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This was originally uploaded as a video on my YouTube channel but I am putting it here too. I flew to Tijuana to meet up with a caller from this podcast and dance battle him at a park. It was a lot of fun.

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Geck bless.

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In this IRL episode we speak with a professional yo-yoer about their sobriety journey, an entourage filming a music video, a guy who used his brother’s piss, an elementary school principal on vacation with her family, an opera singer navigating OCD, and a tourist from Paris who gave me a cookie. It was a good day.


Try again tomorrow. I am a gecko.

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A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God.

Afterwards a caller lives with their ex after the break up and explains what a U-Haul Lesbian is, then we read viewer mail about walking in on a first date naked on your couch + other things.

Time to drink a cup of sludge. I am a gecko.

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In this IRL episode we speak with a film student aspiring to be successful enough to day drink, we talk about death for like 30 minutes, a guy explains why he cuts lines, and a fashion student wrestles with the future. We had a good time. You will too. 

Check your back pocket. I am a gecko.

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A caller talks about her newfound love for life at 50 years old, British ozempic, teaching adult writing classes, and her thoughts on the 4 hour Super Smash Bros documentary.

Later a caller’s life is revitalized by joining a dodgeball league and I read viewer mail about Saudi Arabia, masturbation shame, and other important things.

Do a kickflip. I am a gecko.

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In this IRL episode we interview a former child star, a Londoner says the vibes of this park/podcast wouldn’t work in England, an EMT explains why Daytona Bike Week in Miami is his favorite event to work, and we learn the legendary prophecy of the BMX kid. It was a really fun one. Please enjoy.

Time to go back to sleep. I am a gecko.

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A caller debates the ethics of her VRChat sugar daddy situation, a caller tries to handle getting bullied at work, and a final caller talks about their lifestyle out in rural Oregon as a 22 year old with a baby on the way. 

It is time to make out with Harold Ramis. I am a gecko.

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I recorded this episode IRL at a park in NYC. It was great. Guests include another person who also interviews people at the park, an anarchist rebel, a person dealing with trust issues, an aspiring comedian, and someone who invites me to a roof. Please listen. It is fun. 

I am not hungry. I am a gecko.

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