A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of schemes, and a viewer email debates whether or not to disclose his history of writing successful gay erotica.

It is time to pin the tail on John Travolta. I am a gecko.

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A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while overweight.

Light a candle. I am a gecko. 

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A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show. 

Don’t chew gum while skydiving. I am a gecko.

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Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries with your parents, being jealous that your gf has had more sex than you, and a lot of other things. I think it’s a good geckmail.

Does anyone have advice on how to stop chewing on pen caps? I am a gecko.

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A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that.

They do not celebrate Christmas on Neptune. I am a gecko.

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A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. 

It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko.

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A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.

Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.

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A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever.

I love diet root beer. I am a gecko. 

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A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.

Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko.

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A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly.

Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions.

I love eating dirt. I am a gecko.

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