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Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other things you will hear about.

That magician over there is hitting on your dad. I am a gecko. 

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A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does.

Imagine a dog. I am a gecko.

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On this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to his mother, a guy who’s speech impediment is affecting his social life, a judgmental girlfriend, a timid man with 3 girlfriends, and other stuff written by real human beings who are alive.


It is time to eat a log. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military. 

Afterwards a caller has a long-winded breakup with a friend, and a final caller tries to escape the midwest against his mother’s wish.

You are right about everything. I am a gecko.

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A caller swaps a lifetime of addiction with retro game collecting, a caller figures out their life after retiring from military service in Alaska, and I read viewer mail about porn parodies, reptiles, and casinos. 


Time to sit down for a very long time. I am a gecko.

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A caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuous breakup, a caller works through their sex addiction, and we read viewer mail about a thirst for revenge.

This is the wrong address for Popeyes. I am a gecko.

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A caller considers a proposition from her new neighbors, a caller outgrows a friend, and a final caller’s lie sends us down a deep rabbit hole.

This chicken is haunted. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me to get a real job and tries to navigate feeling taken for granted in his current relationship, and caller believes his lack of sexual activity has endowed him with superpowers.  

It is time to go home to candy land. I am a gecko.

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A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom.

There is money for pizza on the counter. I am a gecko. 

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A caller from Iran talks about his concerns for the future of his homeland and his community among the massive ongoing protests in the country, his propaganda filled childhood, and why he feels obligated to a sense of duty. It was a great conversation. 

Fake plants are better than real ones sometimes. I am a gecko.

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