A caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his penis open with an X-ACTO knife.  

That’s a lot of damage. I am a gecko.

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A couple calls in to share how their relationship has fallen apart as they raise a child together, and a caller opens up about feeling lost, dating apps failures, and bad spending habits.

Divert your gaze. I am a gecko.

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This is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups, conflicting truths, playing with condoms he found on the ground, and more. He is a genius. Pls listen.

Look inside the toolshed out back. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how they got sober, a caller feels like the show has gotten weird, and we read viewer mail about beyblades and culture shock. 

Perfume is to smell, not to drink. I am a gecko.

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A caller forms a lasting relationship with a woman he hired as an escort, a caller navigates a messy divorce, and a caller dissects the gaming industry with me after getting laid off.

It’s time to ask the sun for forgiveness. I am a gecko.

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A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army.

This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko.

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A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living.

It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko.

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I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature. 

Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.

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Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well. I am going to leave the parking lot now.

The croissants at Panera are only ok. I am a gecko.

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A caller finds herself in a lifeless relationship in order to obtain citizenship, a caller goes missing from their girlfriend, a caller learns to enjoy the simple things, and a final caller talks being a regular at local spots in Belgium. 

It is time to listen to 2 hours of bird sounds. I am a gecko.

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