A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life.

It is time to do some math. I am a gecko.

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A caller’s marriage reaches a breaking point in the last 24 hours, a caller's therapist suggests they seek me out, and we read viewer mail about beyblade tournaments and dating short men. 

It is time to gather leaves in the park. I am a gecko.

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A caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her estranged dad after 20 years.

It is time to board the Banana Boat. I am a gecko.

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A caller's mom wants them to move out, a scientist struggles to connect in social settings, and we read viewer mail about turning off your ability to feel pain and becoming a masochist.

That's how they get you. I am a gecko.

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A caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6.

I call heads. Unless tails is better. I am a gecko.

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A caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read viewer mail from someone who wants to delete their mother in-law.

A broken clock is right twice a day, unless it’s a digital clock that won’t turn on. Then it is never anything. I am a gecko.

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In this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspiring pilot, a lady living out of her car, learned about why the moon landing was fake, and a lot of other fun stuff. I love going outside.

Speak now or forever hold your peace. I am a gecko. 

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A caller breaks up a marriage and loses $500, a caller argues with their father over Hellen Keller, and a mailman finds himself in the middle of a fight between his girlfriend and his sister.

Time to volunteer at the hedgehog shelter. I am a gecko.

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A caller chats while coming down from his ketamine therapy session, a caller attempts to settle a local beef, a caller from Malaysia tries to get rich, and a final caller shares what a day in his life as a sign language interpreter is like.

There will be no bathroom breaks. I am a gecko. 

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A Canadian truck driver opens up about how her ex’s porn addiction changed their life for the better, a caller navigates a high demand relationship, a caller shares why he likes to explore caves for fun, and a final caller measures trees in Alaska. 

Poland is a nice country. I am a gecko. 

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