A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it.

Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men.

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