I Don't Wanna Hear It

I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast
Episode 049 - One and One Are Five: It’s Not All Meatballs and Two In the Back of the Head

The shrieking horror of the holidays is nearly upon us – sort of like a hurricane made of candy canes, except they’re the really sharp ones that some kid gnawed on and stabbed into the couch when he found out the iPhone 11 wasn't under the tree. So, bearing that in mind, we’ve got some lists for all you jamokes who need to hear something other than your uncle spouting off about how if Trump just called him, he could build “that goddamn wall” for $1700 easy.

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 048 – So Long and Thanks For All the Christmas Songs

This week we’re joining the war on Christmas with a blitzkrieg of sacrilegious, punk-as-fuck holiday tunes. Every mall Santa gets a boot to the dick as we remind everyone that the reason for the season is "gimmie gimmie gimmie, I need some more." Plus, who needs a jovial home invader when Jeff Bezos can just have a robot make another robot to fly your idiot Amazon purchases directly up your ass? Don’t ever try sliding down a chimney. You will asphyxiate on Christmas morning and your kids will never forgive you.

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I Don't Wanna Christmas Playlist

Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 047 - One and One Are Five: A Firestorm To Cleanse My Eyes

“You know, we always called each other podcasters. Like you said to, uh, somebody, ‘You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a pod caster. He's one of us.’ You understand? We were podcasters. Mic talkers. But Shane and I could never be successful because we didn’t have enough listeners. It didn't even matter that Shane’s mother listened. To become a member of the podcast family you've got to have a lot of listeners so they can trace those ratings back to the actual statistics. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to talk. It's a license to do anything.”

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 046 - We All Switched Instruments and Played Covers of Our Own Songs

We’re joined this week by the Jesse, a.k.a. Shane’s brother, a.ka. the Lord of Naps, to recount some of our more disappointing out of town road trip and venue experiences. Rollins said to just “get in the van,” well I say “get in the van only after you make sure you have enough clean socks, a few granola bars, and a bar of soap and a jug of water to take a bum bath after the sweatiest basement show known to man.”

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 045 - One and One Are Five: Born Into This World Screaming

Despite the fact that reality appears to be collapsing in on itself like a dying star and we, as a society, are inexorably sliding toward the lip of a fanged abyss, we bring you lists of thanks this week. It is our hope that as the mind spiders begin to flay the fabric of time and space so that they may lay their festering eggs in our brain meat, these thankful picks will help you remember, "Hey, it isn't all bad. At least there's still stuff to buy." Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Fuck Off Books

Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 044 - I Don't Know How We Never Set the Place On Fire: Tales From the Practice Space

This week we're jumping in a Tardis made of dogshit to Bill and Ted ourselves back to the miserable ratholes in which we squandered our youth: our practice spaces. No lean-to, hoarder garage, outhouse, or torture shack was too objectionable for us to plug our shit in and try to pretend, both literally and figuratively, that the roof wasn't caving in.

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 043 - One and One Are Five: A Law of Desserts

We've returned from our sabbatical, refreshed, renewed, and teeming with lists for you and your ears. We were so bored we were this close to murder/suicide by city bus. This close.

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 042 - We Are But Dust Motes In the Wind: A Conversation About Horror Movies

Whether it's a blood-covered, apron-clad freak or an old lady crawling across your ceiling like a dusty bug, Shane and Mikey are probably scared of it. This week our two intrepid hosts break down all the different movies that make them shart fear.

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 041 - I Don't Wanna Play It: Space Hell's the Worst

Frequent guest and professional talking face Matt Moment joins us once again to talk real life paranormal experiences and video games designed to make you fill your pants with shits. The power of Christ compels you, noobs.

Check out Matt's podcasts:
Smark of the Beast
Stay Curious

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

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Episode 040 - One and One Are Five: I Don't Have To Do That

This week we crack open the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis to bludgeon you with our lists of terror. So maybe do yourself a favor and don't listen too attentively - you know, maybe put us on in the background while you reorganize your computer desktop. I'm just saying you should probably keep the volume low so we don't inadvertently transform you into a Kandarian Demon. All I'm saying.

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Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the Move,” "Mornington Crescent." Tracks licensed through NEO Sounds; license available upon request.

Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more!

Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.”