I Don't Wanna Hear It

We got him. The Maze Controller himself. This week we're talking to Codie of Dungeon Crawl, whose 2024 LP Maze Controller was the only record of the year the three of us could agree on without violence. If you like dungeons, steeds, broadswords, flails, and/or scrolls, this episode is for you.

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

This week we talk our favorite splits, which are single records shared by two or more bands. It's sort of like when you can't afford to live like a human being in this country anymore and you have to share one space between many people because the powers that be just want to swallow everything for themselves and watch everyone else rot in the fucking streets.

On this week's Right Profile:
Secret World
The Sissy Boys

Some of our favorite splits:
Pg. 99 and Majority Rule
Coalesce and The Get Up Kids
Pelican and Playing Enemy
Hot Water Music and Leatherface
Go It Alone and Blue Monday
The Nerve Agents and Kill Your Idols
Shai Hulud and Another Victim
Rancid and NOFX
Goldfinger and Reel Big Fish
The Ataris and Useless I.D.
88 Fingers Louie and Kid Dynamite

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

Welp. We made it. Episode 300. And we wanted to do something special. So, here's us discussing the guy who showed us that partying could be literally anything, even if it's just recording three-hundred episodes of a podcast that doesn't have even half that many listeners. I KID.

Episode Links:
Andrew W.K.'s Kit Kat commercial
"Party Hard" music video
"We Want Fun" music video

Episode Playlist:
Die 'Til You Party

On this week's Right Profile:
SPINE
Fading Signal
Church Tongue

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

This week, Matt was in hell, so Shane and I decided to give you more of what you've never asked for. Lists abound as we attempt to keep things positive for the new year. Do we rise above our baser instincts, or do we flush ourselves down the toilet of negativity? You'll just have to listen to find out.

On this week's Forgotten Freshness:
Pulling Teeth
Nomads

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

This week we take a look back at some of our favorite records that turn 25 in 2025, which throws us into an existential spiral. Everything we know and love will pass away as Father Time has his way with us all.

On this week's Right Profile:
Basilisk by J. Robbins
Overtures of Uprising by Exulansis
Witness What Remains by No Truth

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

Another year, another unwieldly list of music you'd be clueless about save for the backbreaking work we do on this goddamn show. It's the Lord's work, truly.

Do You Still Love Me? by Planes Mistaken For Stars
Year of the Pest by Pest Control
Yom-Ma-Lok by Whispers
I Hope I Die Here by No Cure
Maze Controller by Dungeon Crawl
Bad Jazz by Virginity
Everyone Wants Something Beautiful by Love Letter
Bloom & Decay by Dawn Treader
Artillery From Heaven by Contention
Vortex of the Worlds by Labyrinthus Stellarum
Perpetual Terminal by Darkest Hour
Servitude by The Black Dahlia Murder
Fate & Alcohol by Japandroids
Cool World by Chat Pile
Tools of Oppression/Rule by Deception by The Hope Conspiracy
PRUDE by Drug Church
Life's Cold Grasp by Domain
You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To by Knocked Loose
Hellven by ZØRZA
Temple of Wounds by Tulpa
Coerced Through A Killer by Beastplague
CURSEBREAKER by Contact

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

Matt's off communing with unknowable beings of pure light, so Shane and I are left here to devour each other in this hell. Unleash the lists!

Pre-order Cursebreaker by Matt's band Contact right here!

On this week's Right Profile:
Midwife
Peeling Flesh

Links from this week's episode:
Port Orange Boxing and Fitness
Dave Hause
Title Fight

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

This week we discuss the real-life Killer Croc, discover the most influential band in our shared history, learn a bit more about the not-so-jolly Saint Nicholas, and shallow dive the controversial phenomenon of Christ(ian)mas Hardcore.

On this week's Forgotten Freshness:
The Swellers
Reality Slap
Revenge Therapy

If you want to download the Revenge Therapy discography (it's not streaming anywhere), click here.

Pre-order Contact's new EP, Cursebreaker, from Beach Rat Records right here!

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

This week we discuss Mikey's newfound appreciation for dramatic sports entertainment, some great new records, the horrors of Saint Nicholas, and Jimmy Kimmel appearing at a Knocked Loose show.

On this week's Right Profile:
Heart To Gold
Torchia
Regional Justice Center

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.” 

This week we turn the show into a Dungeon Crawl podcast. Oh, and we discuss whether or not hardcore is art. Spoiler alert: it isn't. Unless it is. Also, yes, we had some audio difficulties with Matt's track this week. We should have it fixed for next week. I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME.

On this week's Right Profile:
Dungeon Crawl
Squint
American Thrills

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Musical Attribution:
Licensed through NEOSounds.
“5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle Jazz,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “I Told You,” “It Feels Like Love To Me,” “Little Tramp,” “Mornington Crescent,” “No Takeaways.”