A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice.

Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job.

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