WELP! YOU DID IT! YOU ACHIEVED YOUR MISSION!

After getting jumped in my Instagram DMs and bullied in my social media comment sections, I finally gave in and got caught up on “The Valley” on Bravo! All of the flying high kicks and windmilling in the WORLD couldn’t get me out of this one, especially after I promised. But you know what? I’M INVESTED! I have a TON of thoughts and opinions about the first seven episodes of Vanderpump Rules spinoff “The Valley,” especially about that WILD hotel hallway melee in episode six. BUT FIRST: I have to talk about all the casting rumors on our California shows, including Dorit’s separation announcements (and how it secured your diamond for another year) and Ariana’s Instagram bio UPDATE!

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