I Never Liked You

By Matteo Lane and Nick SmithComedy

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August 20 134. What if Chipotle & Dunkin Disappeared?
Today we are taking some more listener calls and boy o boy what an episode! Enjoy!
Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬
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0:00 Voicemails Episode
0:09 Our New Sign!
3:37 What was your past life?
10:12 What if Chipotle and Dunkin didn't exist
14:35 Trixie or Katya
16:15 Thanks for introducing me to Liza Minnelli
19:10 Really Long Fart Call
20:56 FMK Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Michael's
23:17 Nick calls in
24:45 Nick's ancestry
27:49 Deer expert calls in and we learn
35:18 Caller calls in to show off to Nick
37:18 Nick watches hereditary for first time

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42 min
August 13 133. Do We Believe in Ghosts? With Roz Hernandez
Today we have a special guest on the show, Roz Hernandez! We talk about all things ghosts, her journey across america and her new audiobook. Enjoy!

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0:00 Intro
0:33 How Matteo and Roz Met
1:17 You Genuinely Believe in Ghosts?
1:34 Every Ghost Show Ever
3:46 What Is the Ghost Technology That's Used?
5:45 Being on a Ghost Show
8:22 Have You Had a Paranormal Experience
9:18 Getting Scared by a Ghost
9:57 Getting Called a Slur by a Ghost
13:34 Roz's New Book
21:05 Gay Camp
27:33 Talking to People Across the Country
30:58 Gay Cruises
31:55 Nick Rapid Fire Questions

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39 min
August 06 132. Who is More Straight?
On todays episode we try to figure out who would be a better straight guy. I mean it is TOUGH to decide, who do you think won?

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31 min
July 30 131. The Odyssey
The Odyssey - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You 131

Today we are discussing the new hit movie, the odyssey! It was nicks bright idea to go see it in 4d and oh boy do we have some thoughts. ENJOY!

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0:00 Intro
0:14 Notice anything new in the studio?
1:34 What is a hiccup?
3:30 Seeing the Odyssey in 4D
9:50 Nick's reaction during the movie footage
15:56 Our movie review (spoilers!)
35:16 New segment: Nick gets scared

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41 min
July 23 130. Callers Leave Insane Voicemails
We are back with some more voicemail and they are so good. Thanks for leaving voicemails and u can call in and leave one here!
Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story.
Call us: (929) 432-4193‬
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0:00 Intro
0:41 Nick's New Outfit
2:41 Call 1: Bad Retail Experiences
10:47 Call 2: How to Set Boundaries with Family
16:59 Call 3: You Guys Are the Best
21:49 Call 3: How Do You Picture Yourself in 20 Years?
26:25 Call 4: Giving a Eulogy at Each Other's Funeral
32:48 Call 5: Big Fan
33:47 Call 6: Best Solo Date After Getting Broken Up With
34:59 Call 7: I'm Coming on Your Podcast
35:45 Call 8: Who Would Be on America's Most Wanted
37:57 Call 9: Birthday at Olive Garden
38:46 Call 10: Favorite Rendition of Ain't No Way
41:54 Call 11: Nicest Thing Done for the Other

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46 min
July 16 129. The Twilight Saga
Today we planned on talking about expectations as an adults but then it quickly changed into talking about twiglight and watching scary movies scenes. We hope you enjoy! <3

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28 min
July 09 128. Caitlin Peluffo
Today we are joined by a very good friend Caitlin Peluffo! We talk her journey on Funny AF, getting dm’d by arianna grande, little house on the prarie, and doing some horrible gigs together. ENJOY!

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0:00 Intro
1:15 Caitlin Gets the Pass
1:48 Caitlin Is a Hard Worker!
2:36 Caitlin Goes on Funny AF!
4:54 Do You Have Kevin Hart's Number?
5:30 Caitlin Touched the Rock
6:30 Little House on the Prairie
8:59 Churning Butter
10:22 Wearing a Prairie Outfit to School
11:11 The Oregon Trail
14:23 Who Would Win in a Fight: Nick or Matteo?
16:19 Traveling with Caitlin Is So Much Fun
17:44 Caitlin's New Special, Prosciutto Rose
19:22 Ariana Grande DMed Caitlin
20:52 Frankie Grande
22:22 Ariana Grande
26:31 Nick's "Game"
27:43 The Beacon in P-Town
29:02 What Year Did You Start Doing Comedy?
29:07 Favorite Venue to Perform At
29:12 Worst Venue to Perform At
29:37 Favorite City to Perform In
29:40 Least Favorite City to Perform In
33:10 Favorite Person You've Opened For
33:15 Dream Person to Open For
33:59 Do You Think You Should Have Won Funny AF?
34:07 Do You Agree with Who Won?
35:38 Would You Go Back for Season 2?
36:19 Get Us on The Amazing Race!
37:25 Would You Date a Fan?
37:35 You Have to Choose: Matteo or Nick
38:31 Watch Caitlin's Special, Prosciutto Rose — Link Below!

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42 min
July 02 127. Krysta Rodriguez
Today we have Krysta Rodriguez on the podcast!! We talk about being on Broadway together, auditioning for spring awakening, and the most starstruck she’s ever been.

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0:00 Intro
1:33 Nick Auditioned For Roxie
3:55 Krysta Is So Talented
5:25 Being Overwhelmed in Rehearsal
6:20 Dropping in Vs Originating A Broadway Role
9:44 Laughing on Broadway
12:09 Do You Prefer Dropping Into A Show Vs Originating?
15:37 Both Lizas in One Place
18:29 Being A Part of Spring Awakening
20:48 What Are Broadway Auditions Like
24:41 Do You Know How Special Spring Awakening Was at the Beginning?
26:15 Would You Play Annie?
27:59 The Ladder
31:38 How's It Been?
33:03 Nick's Rapid Fire Questions
34:06 First Broadway Show You Ever Did
34:14 Favorite Broadway Show You Ever Did
34:39 Dream Role
35:14 Who Is Someone You Would Love to Design For
36:00 Most Starstruck You've Ever Been
37:02 TV Or Theatre?
38:01 Designing Broadway Dressing Rooms
41:01 Smash, Who Should Have Been Marilyn
42:02 Who's a Better Liza?
43:30 Most Talented Costar
45:20 I Think Billy Is Gay
46:49 How Do You Feel About Our Studio?
48:28 How's Chicago Going?

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1 hr
June 25 126. Pride
Today we are talking about Pride! So many companiues arent doing pride anymore and it’s a shame. Soooo we decided to take it in our hands and come up with some new slogans for their companies! Enjoy!

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0:00 Intro
1:13 Carrie is the WORST in Sex and the City
2:09 Pride Month!
3:50 Nick's First Improv Show
7:58 Making New Pride Slogans For Companies
8:30 Dove Soap
9:18 Arby's
9:50 Burger King
10:32 Head & Shoulders
11:29 Neutrogena
11:50 Tide
11:58 Bounty
12:47 Febreze
13:24 Kraft
17:24 Chobani
17:37 Red Bull
18:54 We Should Go Out One Night!
20:03 McDonald's
22:51 Chipotle
25:17 Taco Bell

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35 min
June 18 125. Life Updates
Sooo on todays episode we talk about what has been going on in our lives recenetly because it so much has been going on. We hope you enjoy this one and always be kind!! Enjoy!

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0:00 Intro
0:16 We Found a (Small) Sanctuary!
1:02 Nick Scares Himself
2:28 Nick Tries to Do the Muppets
4:02 Matteo Is on Broadway!!!
8:55 Nick Major Life Update!
16:17 Matteo Life Update!
16:54 What Does Nick Know?
19:38 Mexico City with Atsuko
21:34 Updates?

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34 min

About I Never Liked You

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Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.