A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.

Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes.

I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko.

"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN"

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it.

Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic.

I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko.

“IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET”

A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia.

Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant.

There is always a catch. I am a gecko.

“THE NAVY RUINED ME”

After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.

Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.

It is a nice day out. I am a gecko.

“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP”

A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby.

Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date.

I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko.

"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN"

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