A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.

Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.

Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko.

“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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Comedy Interviews

A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA.

Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years.

It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko.

“I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS”

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A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it.

Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic.

I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko.

“IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET”

A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia.

Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant.

There is always a catch. I am a gecko.

“THE NAVY RUINED ME”

After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.

Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.

It is a nice day out. I am a gecko.

“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”

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