A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation.

Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti,  and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation.

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