An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig.  

Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him. 

Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko.

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