IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton talk about Anthony Bourdain, sobriety, and the podcast. Finishing up with the funniest and sexiest prank call you've ever heard. Get ready to laugh out loud. 

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Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-0:58 Anthony Bourdain + sobriety

-4:02 Social media is like a drug

-9:24 "Amazing inspiring women" that are addicted to feeling great!

-11:34 The Bachelor version of Ivy

-13:20 Being candid in the podcast & in Laura's upcoming book

-14:44 "Stop listening to the podcast"

-16:41 "Don't take your winkie out on Facebook"

-20:34 Fears of pet cats getting smashed 

-25:23 Calling Eve & planning for Pamela Pumpkin sketch

-35:22 Behind-the-scenes idea for Pamela Pumkin video

-42:09 Prank "sex" Call

-52:09 Outro

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Laura Clery & Stephen Hilton have a conversation about how to live a positive lifestyle through the ups and downs of being a digital creator. They also know how to make a comeback with some crazy hilarious videos they released this week. And don't miss a funny prank call at the end that is different than any prank call you've ever heard. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-0:23 Adulting with adults with kids

-1:15 Work week vibes and "The Youngest Flexer in the Century"& "Kardashians Try Not To Laugh"

-6:38 Coffee is crack

-10:56 Being real on the web

-14:07 Susie's the best

-17:17 L.A neighbors make films

-18:20 UTI problems

-19:08 Staying up during the lows

-23:25 Couple therapy 

-34:08 Tell us what you want to hear in the podcast, leave a comment please!

-34:19 Epic prank calls

-46:40 Outro

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Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton squeeze in an episode before heading out to a Memorial Weekend party. They have a conversation about being vegan, their pug Oliver, funny family stories and of course, a hilarious prank call with a motel that will have you laughing out loud.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-0:43 Stephen & Laura are #twining for this Memorial Weekend party

-3:19 Epic motel prank call

-17:28 They're late to a party and health food is their only vice

-18:37 Don't judge our vegan dog Oliver

-26:42 "The things I have to do to make my dad say he's proud of me" (Laura)

-33:26 Don't look at your phone at the Clery dinner table!

-39:00 Outro

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It's Stephen Hilton's & Laura Clery's six year wedding anniversary! They celebrate by jumping on social media to go live on Facebook and give relationship advice to fans asking questions on the comments feed. They also give a little-behind-the-scenes insight to how Stephen got his green card. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-0:28 Be Here Now by Ram Dass

-1:08 It's our 6 year Wedding Anniversary! (May 17th)

-2:14 That time when Stephen got deported...almost.

-10:13 Stephen pist off Kim Kardashian

-12:47 Going live on Facebook!

-15:00 Live relationship advice

-34:31 Stephen's Facts Time! 

-40:16 Stephen loves Kanye West (despite his pills problem)

-43:51 The addiction problem amongst entertainers 

-49:39 Happiness is an inside job

-51:32 Outro

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The funniest Helen Horbath prank call you've EVER heard, plus Laura Clery considers taking the podcast live!

Finding Laura Clery:

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Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-1:51 Dic-Kuawn!

-3:15 "You called me" -Helen

-5:47 Going Live on Facebook!

-6:35 Going on tour with the podcast

-10:50 Speaking at AA meetings

-12:17 Life is scary! AHHHH!

-13:46 Epic Helen Mother's Day prank call!

-30:21 Byeeee Facebook live

-31:03 Vidcon live performance- "Tell us what you want to see!"

-32:50 Watermelon Song!

-35:31 "I got a free juicey"

-39:19 You're all gonna die

-40:58 "You're having a fucking baby, cool!"

-42:50 Tell us what you want us to do for the Live podcast in the iTunes comments

-42:49 Outro

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Laura Clery talks about the Kim Kardashian effect, what's to come for Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin, and getting banned from Facebook...AGAIN!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-0:20 Game show baby

-3:19 The Kardashian Effect

-7:29 Sick on the job & Pillow Commercial

-9:59 Fan Q's!

-16:12 ASMR

-17:40 Banned from Facebook...AGAIN! I blame Kanye West.

-19:00 Live on Instagram instead.

-21:23 Hello Pamela!

-22:08 The Sack Tap

-25:18 Laura "Celery"

-28:29 Stephen's embarrassing story

-31:55 More Q's!

-32:58 Helen pops in

-35:31 The Predator movie score!

-38:21 Intense pussy

-43:17 Stephen drops time theory knowledge. BOOM!

-45:21 No hair & make-up

-51:12 Animated Helen

-53:16 Cats & dogs

-53:56 Outro

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Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton have a behind the scenes conversation about their dramatic morning walk and the Helen Horbath Facebook Hate Group. Finishing up with funny prank calls.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.36 Stephen is Ike Turner!

-0.49 If Laura was a dominatrix...

-1:11 "Helen is my sexual exploration outlet"

-2:13 "People tell us ALL their sex stories"

-4:25 Help Helen Smash HATE group?! WTF?!

-14:21 Facebook Live!

-14:35 What's up with Kayne West

-16:35 What we saw on our Hour Power Walk

-16:41 Poor woman being restrained on the street

-24:21 People love to be offended

-31:13 Prank Calls!

-35:54 Strip Club prank

-41:03 Some Fan Q's

-43:20 Chinese food prank

-46:47 Poppy

-49:04 Listen to our best of! (Episode 18)

-50:36 Funny end to that "poor-woman-story"

-52:23 Vocal Fry Kardashian

-53:21 Outro

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It's the "Best of the Laura Clery Podcast" episode! Get ready for a hilarious ride through episodes 1-15. I hope you enjoy this mash-up of some of our funniest moments. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.19 It's a "best of" episode!

-3:30 Episode 1 mash-up

-4:42 Episode 2 mash-up

-5:16 "Holly's toot it & boot it beliefs" Episode 3

-6:04 "Kids are disease factories" Episode 4

-6:57 "THE CAR!" Episode 5

-7:44 "Grey's Anatomy Pug" Episode 6

-8:19 "I love my vagana" Episode 6

-10:02"What if Pamela & Helen!" Episode 7

-10:26 "Pamela Pumpkin Saves the World" Episode 7

-11:40 "Workout with the Lord" Episode 7

-12:27 "Give me my cat, man!" Episode 8

-12:59 "Valentine's Day Workout" Episode 9

-13:34 "Yoga class with the Horbaths" Episode 9

-14:00 "Russian landlord ladies" Episode 10

-14:49 "Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope" Episode 11

-16:07 "Itchy Vagana" Episode 12

-16:47 "Dic-kuawn & friends" Episode 13

-17:36 "Prank CAAALLLSSS!" Episode 14

-18:24 "Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath" Episode 15

-19:47 Outro

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Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton interview Alan R. Green, an actor you may have seen on their viral workout videos with Pamela Pumpkin. They cover everything from relationship advice to old Hollywood stories.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.37 Mutual masturbation...

-2:56 New Help Helen Smash Episode "Granny Goes On A Date" coming soon!!

-3:20 Alan who you may know from the Get Fit With The Lord videos!

-6:05 Instagram Live

-6:35 Taking Q's

-14:28 Easter nails are SO Easter-y

-25:53 Live with @mouthbreather 

-31:40 Keep listening to find out what Alan had 200 of....!

-31:42 Alan Green is in the Mother F$*king building!

-37:44 The Exorcist story

-42:05 The big reveal...

-45:11 Divorced men are the best kept secret

-49:07 Cocaine with Farrah Fawcett

-50:27 The Karen Black story

-52:39 Alan's 2nd wife

-55:36 Alan on the key to a happy marriage

-57:06 Alan on the most important things in life

-1:03:20 Alan on getting older

-1:05:00 Alan on death

-1:07:26 Alan's biggest fight

-1:08:13 Alan's 3 pieces of life advice

-1:09:45 Outro

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Don't miss these funny prank call ideas Laura Clery comes up with featuring Helen Horbath and her granny. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

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Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.20 "And we're off!"

-3:03 Thanks for all the downloads of Episode 15! 

-3:35 Laura doesn't like facials

-4:25 Stephen DOES like facials 

-11:05 Breaking up: Cold hard truth or sweet sweet lies. Thoughts?

-14:55 L.A is a place where dinner leads to fist-cuffs

-19:04 1-800-sex-calls

-24:28 Let the FB Live prank calls begin!

-37:53 Wendy's does NOT take reservations. Smh.

-43:09 Little Debbie is a savage

-47:16 Dollar Store Dildos

-50:10 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot

-57:41 Chinese french fries

-1:00:46 You don't want to miss this Helen prank call!!

-1:06:49 Outro

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