Sit back, do not relax, and join me and my childhood best friend (and Shark Week fanatic) Kelly Danaher as we lay down the laws: 

1. don't venmo your significant other 

2. you have to soft debut a significant other on Insta before the hard debut 

3. it is sexier to put effort into a halloween costume than to dress up like a mouse 

4. never purchase your significant other pants 

We go through our best dating advice, some of our favorite childhood memories and a FULL rundown of COVID-19 halloween.