Hello everyone!

It’s been so long since we’ve gathered together to watch a very tall white man journey to find love. I will have you know that this season marks TWENTY YEARS since I’ve been recapping this darling little show, and I couldn’t be more excited about Zach and his ability to separate the wheat from the chaff in the timespan of an Avatar movie.

Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Zach's roster of fine ladies and answer really important questions, such as:

Does Ariel have legs?

What was Greer covering up with her Band-Aid?

Was Holland drunk before she entered the limo?

And did Madison hide a Xanax in her ample bosom?

Join us as we pick through all thirty women, only to have a third of them sent home. Zach isn't messing around, people. He's ready to find love!

EPISODE NOTES:

Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!

Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!

Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!

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