“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.

Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays.

It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko.