Hey Closeteers, we're back! Emma had a rough flu, so we're getting all caught up in 2020. We're tackling the big issues this year, namely butts. Who's got em, and how do you properly compliment one? We also get real about plastic surgery, Matteo recaps his trip to Rome, and Emma teaches a master class in how to improv your way out of a situation. Be sure to write in with your show ideas, and how you respond to things that rub you the wrong way on our email [email protected]. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram too!

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Happy New Years Closeteers! We recorded this right before the holiday break, so in anticipation of going home we call Matteo's mom and grandma to talk family, dating, and Earl. We do some reflecting on 2019's best moments, and look forward to 2020. Let us know what some of YOUR favorite moments were on our Instagram and Facebook pages. Please remember to rate and subscribe!

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Happy Holidays Closeteers! Our gift to you is more #InsideTheCloset with our very special guest, Sasheer Zamata (@TheSheerTruth)! She joins us to chat about her windowless life in Manhattan when she first moved, AIM screen names, and palm readings come true. You can check out more from Sasheer by watching her special Pizza Mind, and keep an eye out for Emma and Matteo's episode on her podcast Best Friends. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram.

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Are you ready to workout? Because this week #InsideTheCloset is going on a fitness journey. Emma and Matteo both go into their own experiences with diet, exercise, and fitness. We only get a little distracted, but we still get our Barbara Walters on. We've got tips, stories, and a theory about wrestling (that's it's REAL gay) and more! Be sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram.

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We're back, again! #InsideTheCloset is gearing up for the holidays, which we know can be tough. Especially if you're going through breakup cutting off your supply of blackheads to attack. Emma's mom might move in with her, and she educates us on why asking someone to put less effort into a relationship might not be a great idea. We want to hear from you, how do you sleep at night? No, really. Send in any tips for a restful sleep on our instagram @insidetheclosetpodcast or our email [email protected]. 

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This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Become a Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ITC See us live in Philly - https://goodgoodcomedy.com/insidethecloset/ Follow Patti - @LegalMinor Follow Mike - @MikeTaveira

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#InsideTheCloset is back with a another episode. This we, we chat about what we would do with a billion dollars and what it is like dating on the road. We also talk to Ashley about skin care, beauty tips, and botox. Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram.

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#InsideTheCloset is back with a second serving of Bob The Drag Queen. This time, we chat on the phone with Nick Smith (@NickSmith09) about the craziest divas in the world. That's right, we mean Britney. We mean Celine. We mean Streisand! They're all cuckoo bananas. We also dish on the Kardashian empire, the unforgivable crimes committed against male ballet dancers by one lady, and Arnold. We even review some dating profiles! Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram.

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Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week we're joined by a very special guest; you know her, you love her, she won RuPaul's Drag Race and Super Smash Bros. It's Bob the Drag Queen! We talk about bottoming: the video game, Delta airlines, drag, mega churches, weird Ubers, and much much more. Let us know if you can beat Matteo's high score on Hole.IO, and what you think Emma's drag name would be on Instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast)

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This week on #InsideTheCloset, we're letting you know just how dedicated we are to this podcast. Seriously, just hearing Emma and Matteo's schedules is enough to warrant a nap. Busy as we may be, we're still chatting about sex ed in all the forms it came in. Whether that be from an educator, or a trashy girl on your street. Emma's "mom" leaves a hysterical voicemail, and we get a little political. Remember to rate, subscribe, follow us on instagram, and register to vote!

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