INsight - Insurance News

In this week’s edition of INSIGHT we’re getting thrifty. For example, Miranda bought a wig for a dollar. It was a small price toupee. Meanwhile I saw a TV selling for half price because it was stuck at full volume. I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT is a homage to bad ideas. Like making ME the host of a podcast, or eating a clock. It’s time-consuming and you always want seconds. 

This week’s edition of INSIGHT, is a building special and I’m getting hammered. Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, bust fastening pieces of metal together is riveting. What will this week’s podcast be like? I think we’ve nailed it.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT could be a little bit rubbish to be honest. You see I’ve been distracted by the Erin Patterson mushroom trial verdict. I used to hate mushrooms, but then they grew on me.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT, to celebrate the end of the financial year, we’re having a pantomime-themed podcast. Oh no you’re not. Oh yes we are! On no you’re not. Oh you get the idea.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT, it’s so cold, I’m talking about the weather. It’s Motown at the moment: yep, 3 degrees. Four, tops. You know, coming up with weather puns really is a breeze. In a surprise to no-one, I once entered a weather-based pun competition. I did okay, I beat the raining champion.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT, being on a podcast isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I went to see a psychologist after I discovered cracks in the hearth of my fireplace. I told him I was having a mantle breakdown. But fortunately, this week I can pull out my best egg-based puns.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT, is sponsored by the words Bu, Dum and Tish. Although regular listeners would say that’s always the case. Anyway, like Dorothy says, there’s no place like home. Except in my home, I have 10 ants roaming around my kitchen so I built them a small house. It’s okay though. I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

This week is our 199th edition of INSIGHT, and I can finally get this off my chest: I never liked the band Wet Wet Wet. There I said it. From the dreadful cover of Love Is All Around from Four Weddings And a Funeral, Marti Pellow has a lot to answer for. However, I do love being entertained by most things water-related. I’m currently watching a live stream as we speak.

In this week’s edition of INSIGHT, we used to work as bartenders for the mob. It was whiskey business. And just like the RAC, we’ve been made an offer we can’t refuse. Otherwise, we will have to say hello to IAG’s little friend.