You know that difficult-to-identify-yet-undeniably-present feeling of unease and despondency you get while listening to this one? That's totally normal--it's Malaise Week! Tapan keeps it one hundred with the youth, Josh's hairline... does its best, and Mike almost dies on an island. But it's cool, 'cause we're all gonna die eventually.

Pairings: at least 20 Solo cups; the black magic Brian Urlacher has performed on his hair; yes, a whoopie pie

You're gonna want to bundle up, folks, 'cause we're breaking the ice in this one. Tapan's spitting hot fire with yet another grocery shopping anecdote, Josh makes his directorial de-"Blue," and we keep on Rollin' with a riveting round of the hit audio-only game "Painstakingly Describe That Yoga Pose." Hey, at least we don't talk about Quizno's this time.

Pairings: R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT; Joe's Garage; anything but Schindler's List

This week we polish off a hoagie with a side of hot tomatoes, kn'a'm'sayin'? Tune in for more of the classic sandwich-related gags you know and love as we continue our quest to rebrand Quizno's, lower our mind-buckets into a deep well of psychological torture, and fucking nail our first Instead Of lighting round. You're gonna need to wash your hands after this one.

Pairings: Seriously, soap and water; the cake; The Jackie Chan Grill™

A bunch of wienerslavs come of age over pineapple upside down cake in this one. Listen, rapt, as we psychoanalyze Josh's sepia-toned childhood, debate the eternal unknowability of New England, and meticulously plan our first Instead Of inside joke.

Pairings: Wet Wipes; a real, live parrot; tortilla chips

There’s a storm a-brewin’ this week, as our heroes dive deep down a black rabbit hole to ponder some of life’s enduring mysteries: How much is too much to ask of your delivery driver? What, exactly, is our place in the universe? Are there some dessert-related wounds that never heal? Tune in and soak up some of the sweet, lugubrious funk we’re giving off in this one.

Pairings: laundry detergent; short-pants; Fear and Trembling by Søren Kierkegaard

In which three intrepid friends stumble through the inaugural episode of their wildly successful podcast, learning along the way Josh's elementary school was live-tweeting in 1995, that two-time NBA slam dunk champion Zach Lavine offers a surprisingly deep vein of conversational ore from the shoulders up, and that a certain beloved dinosaur would make a terrible Jigsaw.

Pairings: any of the Naked Guns; a sweet kick-flip; peanut butter, jam