This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history.

Inside:

00:00 Intro

02:30 Naughty Corner

28:40 Lube or Lies

34:40 Confession Corner

41:40 Oops! Wrong Hole!

52:40 Would You Rather?

Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage.

We dig into:

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08:09 - Naughty Corner

We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E.

This week brings: 

 - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back

– A confession that turns from quiet car head to full-blown toilet leash degradation

– A blowjob expert with a pencil for a penis and a scream loud enough to wake the neighbourhood

– Identical twin mix-ups that somehow involve cheating and innocence

– And a three on one fantasy gone medically sideways, complete with weather chat mid-orgy

Also: Porn Title or Not and someone finally learns the true circumference...

Timestamps available in below. Good luck recovering from this one.

00:00 Intro

From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth.

We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments.

Then things get messy:

Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV.

Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church.

00:00 Intro 

From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess.

We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock.

Things only get filthier with:

Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public.

02:40 – In The News

This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas.

Then it gets properly unhinged.

– A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out

Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned.

00:00 Intro

This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire.

We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard.

Then:

Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke….

Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk.

03:00 - Naughty Corner

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.

In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).

Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah.

We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain.

Timestamps below:

00:55 Tinder Talk

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?

We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone.

And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us.

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