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We're sorry, guys! Tom and Bert are back in the cave with a full plate: Druski’s viral NASCAR “whiteface” sketch and the art of deep-cover character work, a big “Would you die for your country?” debate, and discuss why streaming giants (Kai, Adin, Jack, etc.) have completely remixed entertainment. Plus, Tom relives an electric college football weekend (FSU at home against Alabama = goosebumps), Bert admits he tried to move a 400-lb armoire and declared himself top 0.5% strong in the city, and the guys hatch a chaotic million-dollar plan to manage an OnlyFans creator—will it work? Is white-face really back? Is Bert making things up? Watch and find out!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 305

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:30 - Druski Doing White Face

00:10:54 - Streamers Ruined The Military

00:17:32 - Would You Die For Our Country?

00:26:25 - Kam Patterson

00:33:20 - Another Tour

00:38:25 - College Football Weekend

00:49:42 - Let's Become OF Boosters

00:59:17 - Bert's Fight With LeeAnn

01:05:28 - Wrap Up