Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

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Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men episodes

August 10, 2020HAWK TALK – Video Renaissance
This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about the movies we grew up on!
Topics, roughly:
The glories of VHS
Flight of Dragons
Fantastic Planet
Star(s), both Wars and Trek
The Princess Bride, which is objectively perfect
The Dark Crystal
My Dinner With Andre (again)
The Crow
Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy
Help
Yellow Submarine
Wayne & Garth & Bill & Ted
Defending Your Life
Ghostbusters
Various musicals
56 min
August 03, 2020303 – No Simple Answers, feat. Laura Hudson
In which writer and editor Laura Hudson joins us as we take a break from X-Men comics to discuss the complicated ethics of consuming and covering comics by creators we’re not comfortable promoting.
LINKS:
Read more of Laura’s work!
We were going to discuss this very germane Orwell essay but ran out of time.
CW: Description and discussion of abuse and harassment:
So Many of Us
An overview of some of the Lobdell allegations and Jay’s response to 2013 discussion of same.
No visual companion to this one, for obvious reasons; see the links listed above.
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58 min
July 27, 2020302 – Space Junk
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which you should probably not mess with space junk; Exodus is terrible at many things; Rusty Collins deserved better; X-Men #100 references are dirty (but effective) pool; Magneto goes through a lot of orbital bases; Nate Grey makes things worse; Frenzy is generally the most competent member of any team she’s on; and we sincerely regret not making more Satellite of Love jokes about Avalon.
X-PLAINED:
Consequences
The foundations of Onslaught
X-Men #42-44
The Acolytes (more) (again) and several members thereof
How not to toast
Milan
A teleportation incident
Juggernaut problems
A break-in
Several things not to do in space
Prioritizing problems
A very dramatic confrontation
X-Men #100 references
An extremely counterintuitive use of Amelia Voght’s powers
The return of Cyclops’s castaway uniform
A reluctant team-up
Cyclops as catalyst vs. focus
An unexpected reunion
Marrow
Determining characters’ ages
Dazzler’s powers
NEXT EPISODE: The ethical tangle of creators, creations, consumers, and critics, with guest Laura Hudson
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53 min
July 20, 2020301 – Can’t Beat the Real Thing
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which we enter our fourth century of podcasting with brand new theme music; we have both Wolverine questions and wolverine questions; it is extremely rough to be Bishop; the creator of Garfield may or may not live in a sewer on Earth-616; Rogue needs better coping mechanisms; bigotry is depressingly timeless; and everything is Onslaught now.
X-PLAINED:
Joseph’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
Our new theme music
X-Men Prime #1
A genuinely cool cover gimmick
What happened after the end of the world
Boundaries
War crimes vs. fashion crimes
Destruction of real landmarks in fiction
A mysterious assailant
Actual embodied chaos god Jim Davis and his Earth-616 namesake
Several memorable Garfield stories
Marrow (Sarah Rushman)
The secret origin of the Morlocks
A friendship we miss
Unhealthy coping mechanisms
The perennially dubious journalistic ethics of Trish Tilby
Dennis
The death of Dennis
Flaws of the mutant metaphor (more) (again)
Several refugees from Earth-295
Mr. Summers and Mr. Summers
The secret origin of the Genoshan mutates
The Acolytes
The continuing relevance of the mutant metaphor (more) (again)
Cross-universe characterization
NEXT EPISODE: The fall of Avalon!
NOTE: The Garfield strips Jay mentions appeared in newspapers, on purpose, in October 1989.
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1 hr 9 min
July 12, 2020HAWK TALK – Attack of the Franchise Cartoons
This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about the television shows we grew up on (and a few current ones)!
Topics, roughly:
Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood
Masters of the Universe
She-Ra
The Real (vs. non-Real) Ghostbusters
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Little Shop of Horrors
Beetlejuice
Toxic Crusaders
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
The Adventures of Pete & Pete (and the not-so-secret origin of this podcast)
Les Schtroumpfs (and the time they maybe fought Satan)
Batman: The Animated Series
X-Men: The Animated Series
X-Men: Evolution
Wolverine & the X-Men
The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour
The X-Files
Star Trek: Voyager
Earth 2
VR5
M.A.N.T.I.S.
The Simpsons
Daria
Tuca & Bertie
Gravity Falls
Over the Garden Wall
You can check out Waiting for October, our zine based on The Adventures of Pete & Pete, on Gumroad!
48 min
July 06, 2020300 – Götterdämmerung
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which the Age of Apocalypse comes to an end; Angel briefly lives up to his potential; Bishop was sometimes right; It’s not a climactic ending without an X-Men #137 reference; Colossus breaks our hearts; X-Men: Marvels Snapshot will be out in September; and somehow we have made 300 of these things.
X-PLAINED:
Beast vs. Dark Beast
X-Men: Omega
The entirety of the (first) Age of Apocalypse
Potpourri vs. incense
Dramatic hair
Many, many errors
Unforeseen consequences
A long-anticipated team-up
Many deaths
Art as artifact
Narration that has haunted Jay for 20 years
One of the more persistent deaths of David Haller
Blast Attack
The end of a world
Refugees from the Age of Apocalypse
Our favorite X-milestone issues
Theoretical teams
Orphans
When X-Men: Marvels Snapshot is actually coming out
Our favorite show bits
How Jay’s chickens-in-law are doing
NEXT EPISODE: X-Men Prime
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1 hr 7 min
June 29, 2020299 – Toaster Ovens of the Gods
In which some universes are more pleasant than others; Havok is basically a Care Bear; Wolverine is a P.R. nightmare; Nate Grey tries; stealth is not among the Silver Surfer’s strengths; Night Thrasher ascends to godhood; Jay and Miles dive down the What If rabbit hole.
X-PLAINED:
Earth-200500 (again)
Earth-42409
What If? vol. 2 #77
What If? Featuring X-Men: Age of Apocalypse
What If? vol. 2 #81
Earth-77995
Fashion editorials
One of the worse versions of Forge
Superheroes x fashion
Care Bears vs. X-Men
The Hellfire Club of Earth-77995
A surprisingly normal Grey-Summers family
Several uses for the Phoenix Force
Worst-case scenarios
Earth-93074
Savage Land home ec
Bad choices
The Defenders of Earth-93074
How to manipulate Nate Grey
Narrative benefits of omnipotence
A time loop
Earth-9601
A meeting on the moon
What the Watcher watches
Galactus
The Silver Surfer
Grandpa Magneto
Some remarkable technology
A heavy-handed metaphor
Our takes on What If scenarios
The Corbeau-Grey scale of decision making
Storm’s eyes
Our character voices
NEXT EPISODE: X-Men Omega
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1 hr 6 min
June 22, 2020298 – Unlikely Avengers
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which the moments of X-Universe are better than the whole; the code name “Dirigible” carries some inherent risks; Tony Stark is often more interesting without Iron Man; Clint Barton is no James Rhodes; there is somehow a Matt Murdock who makes even worse choices than the one from Earth-616; nobody should ever trust Mikhail Rasputin; and the baby’s name really doesn’t matter.
X-PLAINED:
J. Jonah Jameson’s stance on mutants
A way to get cool stuff AND support Trans Lifeline
X-Universe #1-2
Gwen Stacy (Earth-295)
Some really obnoxious white savior tropes
The Marauders (Earth-295)
How to waste Arcade
Spider-nostalgia
Owl noises
Tony Stark (Earth-295)
Clint Barton and/or James Rhodes (Earth-295)
Dr. Donald Blake (Earth-616)
Dr. Donald Blake (Earth-295)
Blark
Mikhail Rasputin (Earth-295)
Ship, but not Ship
Ben Grimm (Earth-295)
Sue Storm (Earth-295)
Bruce Banner (Earth-295)
A great many overplayed references
Matt Murdock (Earth-295)
Manuel de la Rocha (Earth-295)
Victor Von Doom (Earth-295)
Marte and Rafe McGuffin
The Upscale Program
A very hazardous plan
The Stryfe Force
The dreams of Donald Blake
A red herring named Frankie
Augmented humans in a mutant-centric world
How Wolverine communicates with animals
How Professor X lost his hair
NEXT EPISODE: What-ifs and might-have-beens!
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1 hr 3 min
June 08, 2020297 – Blood Is Compulsory
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which Nate Grey is a drama kid; Forge-295 is the hero we need; Mister Sinister is a graduate of the Danielle “Moonstar” Moonstar school of secret identities; and we really, really, really wish that the theater troupe had gotten the ongoing series.
X-PLAINED:
Just how powerful Nate Grey is
X-Man’s somewhat baffling ongoing appeal
X-Man #1-4
A theater company
The Best Forge (Earth-295)
Toad (Earth-295)
Sauron (Earth-295)
Brute (Earth-295)
An extended Tom Stoppard allusion
“Essex”
Domino (Earth-295)
Theater in and as resistance
An ineffectual ruse
A lot of death
Caliban (Earth-295)
A family reunion
The story we really wanted out of this series
The X-Man ongoing series
Chronically missing New Mutants
X-arcs we’d like to see animated
NEXT EPISODE: X-Universe!
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58 min
June 01, 2020296 – Hard Choices
Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!
In which Magneto doesn’t really do work/live divide; Amazing X-Men is a bit of a misnomer; Exodus is the lawful evil to Fabian Cortez’s chaotic evil; smoking is bad for you; moisture molecular inversion is fairly definitely not a real thing; Earth-295 Quicksilver and Earth-616 Cyclops would probably get along; OSHA would probably like a word with the Madrii; Gambit had ONE JOB; and there are no superheroes in the Age of Apocalypse.
X-PLAINED:
An unlikely team-up
Relative amazingness
Amazing X-Men #1-5
Color separations
Comics credits
The Brotherhood of Mutants and/or Chaos
The Great Human Airlift
Exodus (more) (again)
Best Quicksilver (Earth-295)
Abyss
A dubiously aerodynamic cape
One last job
Several points of semantic distinction
Lone Nanny & Cub
The most punchable man on Earth-295
A difficult choice
What it means to be X-Men
Dick Valentine
Jamie Madrox (Earth-295)
A world without superheroes
Universe numbering
NEXT EPISODE: X-Man!
CORRECTION: The line about fence-straddling that Jay attributed to Wonder Woman was in fact spoken by Hawkgirl.
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1 hr 9 min