In which Banshee should eat the rich; the real Monet is way more of a jerk than the fake one; the Marvel Universe is the world inside your brain-case; Maggott joins and quits Generation X at almost the speed of Sunfire; Dracula gives Chamber the D; and if Jay and Miles die in this episode, they die in real life.
Dracula as a universal standardEarth-441Generation X #48-49The missed potential of 13,000-year-old teenager GaiaThe Jay Faerber run of Generation XEmma and Banshee’s forgotten X-friendshipThat time that Moira ripped off Banshee’s skin and wore it like a Halloween costume (again)Cordelia Frost, Emma’s younger sisterAdrienne Frost, Emma’s older sisterInterpersonal arguments by way of Asgardian combat scenariosJubilee, fox; versus M, scorpionAlaska, moping capital of the Marvel UniverseClever scene transitionsConstantine Francis Slaughter IV and his mustachePuberty as body horrorHusk’s breakup haircutSlug emulationGeneration X / Dracula Annual 1998The Council of Cross-Time DraculasChamber’s goofy faceVampire fontsJubilee’s bunny slippersCharlie Brown in Snow ValleyCount von Count (again)Monsters as class metaphorWhat would happen if Synch synced with LegionWho would pronounce Cable like Britta Perry pronounces bagelNEXT EPISODE: Victor Von Doom X-Plains the X-Men.
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