Jerk Practice

Does William Cagney have a butterface? Well let us ask you this. Do Hans and Casey live in a brown room?

Listen in as the Jerks discuss adopted brothers’ uncles’ sons, butterface bullies, and why we’re a bunch of Andy Dufresne’s…

“He’s the Senator of makin’ it!”

“That kid was born was with a concussion.”

#HondoRico

Put down those cookies! Put down that butter! We’re talking Presidents’ grand kids!

Listen in as the JERK talk about the spit-shine of assassination, pullin’ a Chopra, and how Ugly H discovers his cultural ignorance in real-time!

“Ugh, then I’ll have to get down and kiss Tweed Roosevelt’s suede shoes.”

“He’s always talking about butt-play & butt-things.”

#PortoPottyKills

The JERKS pay tribute to an OG Jerk, Bob Saget, who tragically passed away far before his time.

By all accounts BS was one of the nicest, sweetest, most loving humans around. Also one of the cleanest/dirtiest comedians ever. So how do we honor him? By unearthing an old Jerk Practice sketch in which we try to eviscerate him. We think he would have appreciated it, and if not, well he’s dead. He’s up in heaven telling dick jokes to Jesus, Hitler’s dad, and Betty White. Rest in Power Bob… Boobs.

“Stamos is not the issue here.”

#Suckle #Dickle

Buy the ticket and take the ride… To the Presidential Burlesque Pod!

The Jerks start the New Year by talking el’ BJ, Thomas JefferStunning, and George “Getting-Washed-By His-Son!”

“Just sing about the weather liberals!”

“This just in… me.”

#DomiKNOW #UnionCoolDown #HighCuts #NPR

Get suited up for Civil War II ya DeBeniefs cuz we’re havin’ popcorn for dinner!

The Jerks conclude Domsmas by car-talkin’, stove-gassin’, and corn-fingerin’…

“Oklahoma where the kids deserved it.”

#Frisco

Get your inflated hog testes, bags of bees, and tank chocolate cuz this one’s going after the General Master!

It’s the frontier you Roseanne’s and Tony Custer’s and it’s time to go door to door with Christmas carols, holiday cheer, and of course… Filipino dongings.

“Pa Ingalls doesn’t part with his hog testicles easily.”

“Church was the Internet of the frontier.”

#GenerationWestern

This episode brought to you by Skankin and Ass, and HENNING!!!

Listen in as the OG JP’s talk gidgmets, gadgmets, Spanarchists, and Sagan’s own radiatio’s™

“Become your own garbage man.”

“Is it playing card Jesus, mugshot Jesus, or horny Jesus?”

#SantaDoesErnestOnChristmas

Hang in there you Jesus lovers, this one ain’t Christmas yet, but…

It does have Elvis’ Own Vagina and Asshole (Rated #1 by Kinkazoid.com)

“My Beatles sex doll died in Vietnam.”

#DiscountCouponGunShop

This episode The Jerks pose a serious question: Are you Team Booger Wall or Team Spittin’ Wall?

“Look at my balls, they have a tight fade.”

#StickersForButtcheeks

The Jerk Practice sets yet another trademark… Softcore Comedies™

Listen in as the JERKS talk Orange Juice Futures, beak-genes, feather remnants, and Canadian Police Academy

“The Patron Saint of Jerk Practice… Al Bundy.”

“You’re up all night… in the day… cuz yer a dad.”

#SkeetSchool #80sPigChicks