Jerk Practice

Climb aboard your Bezos Dick Rocket and get ready to take the Casey 40th Birthday Quiz!

If you want to play along, answer the questions below and see how well you know Vit C!

1. If you were an ice cream flavour, which would you be? Why?

2. You are 12 years old, what is your favorite movie? You are 25, what is your favorite movie? You are now 40, what is your favorite WWII documentary (Ha, or favorite movie)? You may also choose what your favorite monologue from a film,show, or play is (including any talking head from Shelby Foote).

3. What is your favorite Jerk Practice sketch and why?

4. Besides the Jerk Practice, who is your all-time favorite sketch troupe? Why?

5. Besides Columbus OH, which place on Earth would you like to live? Including any comic or literary universe?

6. You’re on a Desert Island, and you can only have one comedy prop, what would it be? You also only have one article of clothing, what would it be?

7. What is Ash’s guilty pleasure (or soup)? (that’s a trick one for ya [and us]!) (For Ash it will be what is Casey’s guilty pleasure (or soup?)

8. Your lover has contracted a company to record your last dying breath as well as your last words on vinyl … what will they be?

9. As it’s #1 member, the comix community has decided to commemorate you in statue form. What would it be made out of, and what would you be doing?

10.  You’ve discovered that heaven is real! And it’s ruler is George Tecumseh Sherman! What would you like to hear him say as you arrive at the scorched battlefield that is Heavensburg?

Bonus - Between Bundy, Dahmer, and BTK - who would you set free, who would you arrest , and who would you be murdered by?

Bonus 2 and 3 - what is your favorite JP character that you played? Also, what is your favorite JP sketch that never saw the stage (or didn’t see the stage or screen the way you wanted to?)

Bonus 4 - what is your favorite business idea™ that we’ve come up with on the JPPodcast?

“No signal, No charger, No stool, No cot.”

#Huggling

Listen in Jerks!.. Before the Ghost-Dad in the machine strangles H with a printer cord.

Aha! H was right all along! Well, sort of. The brain is not in the head OR gut, its in the tongue!

“Gimme the dongle, I wanna hear gears turnin’.”

“One of my brains is in me tongue.”

#AgroCraig

Listen in HOT as to a Jerk InstaRelease™ as H and C talk Dads, Dreams, and Dumpsters!

In this special quick pod (no edits baby!) you will discover which Time Square mascot shot and killed a marine (what!?), where Hansie spends his drunk dreams (so sad!), and the net worth of the Naked Cowboy (It’s unreal!)

“I bet he’s a bean-can man”

#RagPickers

Listen in as a couple skanks in tanks talk about… umm, well, mostly old Penthouses…

Hop into the hot-room of podcasts as H and Case talk color TV’s, Double Dare rooms, and why they will always be 13 years old…

“Literally a pair of butt-cheeks pressed up against the camera.”

“Speaking of Chad Muska, this is Chad Musty!”

#DareToDream #CreamTubes #CreamsNight #Hornys

In this very special episode we are in conversation with The Star of the Bar herself New York TRISH!!!

Put on those JNCO Jeans, Suck those hoses, and glue-trap some rats cuz this ep is a New York Minute you don’t wanna miss!!

“I’m convinced that hose is the only reason I didn’t get Covid”

#TapeGap

Listen in as two geriatric millennials talk Nick Arcade, the Wizard, and the 80’s Big Bayou Craze!

Find out what happened when Casey bested Rudy at the Huron Arcade, what the Power Glove was really ever good for, and what H’s coffin will eventually be made of…

“Dust is worse than the Corona Virus.”

“My autism means I got a big one!”

#WhoreVsTrollop #DingDongBundy

Is it Lays, Nays, or LaDanza’s?..

Listen in as the Jerks talk Russian Creams!!!

#HundoSicilian

Warm up those pipes you poor man’s Masons cuz this one’s pulled straight from the pages of “Parade Aficionado”

There is more to life than what you're living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that's hidden
A brand new life around the bend.

There were times when I lost a dream or two.
Found the trail, and at the end was you.
There's a path you take and a path not taken
The choice is up to you my friend.

Nights are long but you might awaken
To a brand new life,
Brand new life,
Brand new life around the bend.

“Get out the vote Shriners!”

#CommitToTheBit

Alright Jerks listen in as we officially kick off Season 3 with some old business like Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Tap Dancin’ Twin Bings, and how Coca-Cola won World War I

Andy Kaufman

Katherine Helmond

Jonathan Brandis

Jaime Fahr

Eazy E

Fat Goalie from The Mighty Ducks

Kobe Bryant

Tim Curry

Lori Loughin

Brendan Fraser

“I can only do a Satan wizard blue.”

“Just drop Coke on the Nazi’s!”

#CousinRonnie