Jerk Practice

Bottom Line: The Jerks love Ed O’Neill (and other stuff, like history).

Listen in as H and C wax on about their unprovoked bean-sandwich shoulder injuries, politics they don’t understand, and why “the whites” are for the young…

“Drew Breeze still lives in his Katrina house!”

“You got calloused thighs. Walmart man?”

#ImReconciliation #JPHouseRock #TheONeillaissance #CrownRoyalMask

Put on your black Avia’s and check your windshields, cuz this pod is coming to you pamphlet-style…

Grab your skillet-mules you Bonanza Hunks, cuz this one’s got the Return of the GrunK!

“You got your skillet-mule city boy?”

“Hitchhikers were the original podcasts.”

#TaintedSkillets #PamphletCast #MonkeyNuts #ScienceBackAlley

Bust out the brisket, beans, cornbread, and iced tea cuz this is a $70 episode.

Listen to Case and H as they not only discuss NBSee-us’ 1978 lineup, but also their future lineups; including “Urkel’s Boyfriend Urkel,” “Downs & Outs,” “Gimme Shelter,” and of course “Your Dad’s Friend.”

“Can you make his eyes yin-yangs?”

#GrandpaGoesToWashington

Let’s Hope Larry the Myposian King gives us all a little SHELTER in 2021…

Well jerks it’s no longer Before Covid or After Trump. No sir, it’s a New Year. We’re breaking the bonds of constructional time and going with “Before Cheeks” or “After Dennis” TM’d

“Let’s watch him take a dump.”

“It’s forever de-stamped”

#PregnantPause #DoublePres #FriendsKimono

Welp, you’re “Trapped in ‘Podcast’ Paradise.” Might as well join our No-Member Christmas Cult…

Listen in as the Jerks discuss Christmas Cults, rotten zucchinis, and a young man’s aunt’s boyfriend - Merry Christmas!

“An aunt and her boyfriend run a sporting goods store.”

“Give ‘em the steamy bull.”

#NoMemberCult #TeamOfFats #FatFortuna

Get ready to take a Quiz…st..mas!!! (but after hour of porn and Netflix talk of course)

Move over Book of Luke! The Jerks have the story of Magic Mushrooms, Christmas Witches, and Russian Creams!

“I feel like you’re trying to get me with more poop stuff.”

“Howard Stern eat our lunch.”

#AudioBoner #ActionPark #WildWaterWest #Gruntus

Is he a Bisque Guy? A Beef and Barley Man? Or God help us a Chowder CHUD? Don’t know? Well find out alongside Case and H as they play “If You Know Henning, then Best Get Penning!”

Happy 40th to our favorite Saganite!!! Thank you for taking a couple of Jerks on board your very own Ship of the Imagination - Here’s to the many more moon-miles to come - Moon Serious!

“I don’t know enough soups.”

“Oh, Washington brewed his wine.”

“I come only to the wettest of wet markets - only faces.”

#ChowderChud #ChowderChick #MisoVapor #Slovid19

Listen in as Arthur Dong Dong and Alfred P. Tittz the funeralist discuss their love of the Dirty Cree (RIP We hardly knew ye)

H and KC reminisce about the days of debauch at their second home.

“Put a mask on that thing!”

“We’re the Phantoms of the Creek.”

#PublicFarter #RushedAndReady #DongDongPTittz

Tired of politics yet? Yes? Well then listen in as The Lutheran Buddhist™ and Original Rat Face™ discuss it EVEN more!

The Jerks are asking the tough questions after one of the most divisive elections in American history, such as “can you get a doctorate in doctoring?” “Is this a nice stones store?” and of course “Have you heard the new single from Joey Bides and the Robinettes?”

“I’m a wall nerd.”

“Kornacki… love that nerd.”

#IHeartNYContest #SnortCocaineOffYourMushrooms

We normally put something cheeky here, but instead… Donald Trump go FUCK YERSELF! Hallelujah!!

Listen in as the Jerks say goodbye to Halloween 2020 (with a little help from Meeghans, wink), discuss science (including H’s Elemental Stack of Stones), and give their final predictions on Election 2020! (a little taste - they each get a little bit right!”

“I don’t care if my kid gets gutter-medicine.”

“How about icy steams?”

America; We love you and there’s nothing you can do about it (all of you)

#MountainDewPandemic #BringDelmonteBack #AirLutherans