Jerk Practice

We won’t bury the lead, this one’s the whole ten inchers!

Well it’s All Hallow’s Eve Jerks and we hope you are all out there gathering exotic nuts and creams, cherry waters, and everything else that comes with a traditional Covid-Ween!

“Crunch Bars were so 90’s”

“C-List is for Dean Cain!”

#LeprechaunSpitRoast #Halloween2020 #ClaudiaNorris

Grab your shoehorn made of bones, because this Halloween we’re “blinkin’ to the beat!”

It’s Halloween, so Welcome to the woods behind Skyline Drive, as we discuss Jason’s mask on his mask, Freddy’s Covid 19 diagnosis, and the scariest thing of all!.. assisted suicide.

“Don’t watch grandpa eat.”

#ToniLoftsDocs #CovidOnElmStreet

This week a couple of Michelin Star Dads are talk underwear zones, Warren G Harding’s Jerri Curl, and why the Dahmers are too Lutheran for ancestral murder.

JOYWORK for next week’s episode… The now and forever holiday classic Hubie Halloween

“Warren G Harding’s grandson was trying to dig up his bones.”

#Carcinamunga

Don’t be a Tony! Don’t be late to the QAnon meeting! Listen to this episode now!

“Tony’s Saved By the ‘What the Hell?’”

When I wake up in the morning
The Lizard People give a warning
The QAnon’s are waitin’ on time
By the cubed-time I hit the door
And the vortex hits the floor

I’m at the corner just in time to see the Earth get flat

It's alright 'coz Obama is Gay!

If the meeting goes a awry
I’m gonna have to really try
And the Clintons ate all my pitches last night
Lizard tail in my chair
They won't even be aware
If I can think of something crazy it will be alright

It's alright 'coz Obama is Gay!

It's alright 'coz Michelle is a man!

It's alright 'coz Obama is…

It’s alright 'coz Obama is…

It’s alright 'coz Sadam has a Stargate!

“Gettin’ a citrus slice between those buttered biscuits.”

#CovidConspiracies #M.Loid #HippoMeat #SavedByTheHell!!!

Listen in as H and C discuss why the Lobster Boy hates an ocean theme, how the world’s tallest man has weak ankles, and why those fat twins hated piano boxes.

It’s the golden age of podcasting as the boys reignite the Sherri Harson talks; along with chestnuts, armnuts, and of course backnuts!

“That’s my boy! Check out those backnuts!”

#WhiteSox #Heartbreak

Pop those air-pockets you Lady GeDrains and Sir Dunks-a-Lots cuz this one’s got Mets-Hat-Mitchie!!!

Listen in as the boys welcome fellow JP alum Mitch Rose and show their age like never before (MLB, Remastered Math Rock, British Knights, Emu Creams, and “some guy out there on his Jerkin’ Stump”)

“They call him Casey Five-Burgers.”

#PornInTheWoods #BuriedBackyardPorn #ClubConfidential #VictoriaSecretFishin #JerkinStump

Put on those reverse-chaps (vests) and long AND1 shorts cuz you’re signing up for “Jet-packers for Trump!”

If you think “sweat is wet, so it’s the same thing,” prefer “the sex-dog route and horny-bots,” and “school shootings are cool;” then get out there and knock on some doors for “Jet-Packers for TRUMP!”

“He’s mean to the nices.”

“I feel like a woman.”

#Hairbrush #BareButtcheeks

I bet you never thought that you’d hear about lemon-fights, Shiagra™, and Fat Man the Human Flying Saucer in a single episode!… Yes, yes, yes you will.

Shake up those Boner Muscle Drinks™ and slip into some Jike Snake Skin Moccasins cuz this ones strictly for the villains!

“What details are suspect?”

“Sudan.”

#Bung #BigJersey #LemonDrinks #LemonCakes

Listen in as H and Casey regale you of the story of Jokey and Goony…

This one’s got all the trappings of a pod that discusses Thanos reading a book on the toilet.

“They’ll probably have a confederate statue sitting in a chair as Clint Eastwood throws pies at its crotch”

“You just gotta go outside… And you gotta stare at the sun.”

#TheToyslet

Put those dildos on those potatoes cuz this one’s got the goods!

It’s the follow up to Casey’s Hot Fart Quiz!.. Is it a Gary or a Sherri!

“That means Sherri is takin’ a dump in your yard!”

#CowTools #GaryLarson #SherriHarson #HorseDrink #BlandJesus