Jerk Practice

WARNING: This one is farting and wrestling.

The Jerks talk Biden farting, Hitler farting, and “why you can’t have fun in the sun anymore DUDE!”

“Where can you smoke indoors?”

#SanDiegoBeef

Cool down those tuna subs and warm up those chamomile’s cuz we’re givin’ ya longer than the Worm’s ten minutes.

We’re talkin’ Five Finger Death Punch (and when they gonna bring it), Don Jardine (and how that man brought it), and FDR (and how that man got it… meaning how he GOT polio by takin’ a ladle-sip from a communal drinkin’ tub).

“If brains were judge like Cadillacs, you’d be going around the world on roller-skates.”

#EleanROAR

“I wanna speak to YOUR MANAGER hun”

Listen as Henning and Erin weave the tale of Karene’s woe, as she tries to live her DAMN LIFE IN A WORLD OF HOAX!!!

“Don’t go out shopping just because you can…ager ”

#Karentine

As we remain vigilant and safe in these uncertain times, please know that the ghosts of the most punk rock piano player of all time, the creator of the most awkward magic show comeback of all time, and Paul Vasquez are looking after you.

“Tutti Frutti, good bootyIf it don't fit, don't force itYou can grease it, make it easy”

“Oh, they’re fighting like two snakes would be fighting.”

“Look, your chimp is too horny.”

#GreasyBullsHatGuy #BatmanNewscasters

Listen in as Dilly B and Joey Nickels serenade you with the sounds of a “Virus Max Vile.”

Find out why we have most likely never heard of Dilly B, why online games should always have a little taste of Sonic the Hedgehog, and why Joey Nickels still “Jogs the Zag.”

Make sure to check out Henn’s game at: https://anomalina.itch.io/ohsnake

Also, check out Casey’s comics at: http://www.personofmeritcomics.com/

“Hey Doctor Recorder, toot a jig for me”…

#BigInk #BigSquid

This one’s all Dereks and Nicoles as the Jerks keep shootin’ guns at buckets of gas.

Dip those toes in the kiddie-pool with us. Don’t worry, the water’s gross.

“What do you do if that pizza has a seal-break!?!”

#ChefBrockett #CreamOfTheCrust #BananasAndCheese

Join Donn Hans da Poet, Baby Casey da Baptist, and Homeless Henning Cabernet as they take Oscar Flapjack$$’ history quiz!

Just know that all listeners taller than a wagon wheel will have to answer to Lil’ Claire the Maniac!

“Draw some nipples on the back of your nuts and make a puppet show.”

“Let’s take these soggy logs and turn them into brain diamonds.”

#HappinessIsJerkPracticeShaped

You are listening to #1 Station, The Edge.

Dr. T and Case are finishing up their conversation about their hatred of Train, Saturday Zoom Live, and why it’s not as cool as you think to have a drunk friend.

“If you are a musician, please sample our podcast.”

#PlopsOfPoopiter #FartsOrBigOllies?

I mean what else do you talk about during a global pandemic - TRAIN!!!

We also talk about Genies, Bottles, what it’s like bein’ in ‘em, and rubbin’ me the right way…

“The piss and shit chute flowed right over the kitchen chute.”

#DropsOfSue #SkateboardTheSun

Will this plague bring about an overwhelming birth of creativity? Or, are we looking at a buncha screenplays of bananas swearing at the wall?.. We’ll see!

Yay or nay? That’s what I’m thinkin’ ‘bout

Feelin’ Lucky punk? Well are ya? Or, end it dude?

I mean like, you know, when you’re sleepin’?

It’s like yer dead. Woah dude!

Like every night we take like mini-death-naps? Crazy yo!

It’s like death, or shit man, it could be like a dream.

Like someone else’s dream - like a dog’s dream.

I’m trippin’ out man.

But, like when we coilly off this mortal shuff.

Hit pause on the ‘mote. Mad respect.

‘Cuz suffering’s only as long as the dong.

And as mean as the peen.

Rip, toot, snort!

“I feel like big poop.”

#Rip #Toot #Snort