Jerk Practice

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Jerk Practice episodes

August 18, 2020 Shit Madness 2020
Listen in as H and C regale you with tales of flame decals, bear penises, and of course Jurassic Farts…
It’s time to crack a Dr. Cream, turn on those no fear brains and vote Shit Madness 2020!
“This guy took a dump on my good name!”
#WowCable #SpiteDump
1 hr 13 min
August 10, 2020 One Fat Wall of Dads and a Master Dip-smith
Open up this podcast and discover a world of “Handsome Rewards”; like widower-spoons, hot-sauce mists, chips, and grave shovels!
It’s our creamiest episode yet, as Henning hops back on the pod to inspire a new fat-dad protest sauce, H-face and Casey propose a moratorium on dildos, and Uncle Mitch joins to discuss the fascinating world of dips!
“Hey fellow bigots, I think this is a bigot trap.”
“You can’t burn down cream!”
#RagVsDag #FartDip #HandsomeRewards #HeadstoneCleaner #ItalianIowan
2 hr 15 min
August 02, 2020 Bonus Ep! Are You Smarter Than A Raspberry?
Take the cognition quiz that everyone’s been talking about!
Test your wits against the likes of Hot-Take-Henning, Contrast-and-Comparin-Erin, Ace-Test-Case, and No-Crash-Ash…
“I just hope that toot-beer schnapps is a real thing.”
“I’ll also accept upper-rip.”
#George #Tony #Bundy #Zinc #Stink #Snohomish
54 min
July 27, 2020 A Classic Pancake-Podcast-Feed
Hey Jerks! Meet Ragweed!
In this episode we replace Kaufman with Larson, reiterate that popcorn is strictly a night-treat, and uncover why H should be a Beatle.
“OK, I’ll put a pair of panties on my face so I can go to Walmart.”
“Old muddy-knees gettin’ dube-sick.”
“Romans have to sleep too.”
#SecondHandBibleStoriesByH #RuthieStakeyBrainey #ChipsVsPopcorn
1 hr 31 min
July 20, 2020 Forrest %$#* has a big @!^&
A coupla Pre-Corony Tonies talk bolognas
H and C are in the Domain-Basement, but they are climbing their way out with talk of Gump’s secret treasures, underwear band-masks, and the Washington OK’s.
“I got the mental corona”
“That Gray has a set of rockin’ &!&$”
#)*$% #!@&^ #*&+!
1 hr 17 min
July 13, 2020 Joe Kenda goes Wild West
Well it appears that Joe Kenda has finally hunted enough homicide - find out what comes next! (hint: ancient aliens)
Oggy! Goggy! We hope you still love wrestling, geography, and hot-dogs being fed to statues through their nostrils.
Social Distance in style with your very own Casey Van Heel original!!!
https://www.teepublic.com/mask/12128552-current-mood?fbclid=IwAR29BgbaRE_CWO66QiEK_OcYYmXC4R29vzwl4oJeQpM9Y97qbuGlZ9S8yUM
“Oggy Goggy! Let’s go down to Oogie Googie!”
“1 step closer to the greave.”
#GeographyMcCartney
1 hr 22 min
July 06, 2020 Welcome to Water-Talk
Listen in as a couple Dumb-Dads talk Topo-Chico, Coors Original, and Carbonation (Yes, when we say water-talk we mean water-talk)
This episode is 5,000 degrees New York Celsius - so buckle up as you discover “sounds you haven’t heard in years.”
“You either get the chair or the hearing aid.”
#Stars #Encore #FuckJohnWayne #SeriouslyFuckJohnWayne #JohnWayneFloorLamp #FiveEasyPayments
1 hr 22 min
June 28, 2020 John F. O’Donnell versus The South Dakota Mud-People
Hey Jerks! Welcome to a very special episode of The JPP featuring long time friend, hilarious comedian, prolific political breaker-downer, and all-around beautiful human being - JOHN F. O’DONNELL!!!
You can check out all of JFod’s amazing material via the links below:
Subscribe to his newsletter at https://jfod.substack.com/
Check out his amazing podcast “Take Your Pills Psychopath” at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-your-pills-psychopath/id1493363935 and wherever else you may get your podcast pleasures
And check out his latest comedy special “The Manic-Depressive Chocolate Fountain Operator at Moment of Clarity with Lee Camp right here https://youtu.be/nxQryt0hu7c
Thank You JFod and We Love You and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
P. S. “Nolan Ryan was an Aspercreme man.”
#CheatCream #JFod
1 hr 44 min
June 15, 2020 CHURCH CANDY WRESTLING
Hurry up and mount those pink toilets ‘cuz this one’s got pies for days!
Welcome to the SlammaBamma of podcasts episodes brought to you by Church Candy Wrestling Inc.™
“I shouldn’t have feet!”
“Take it easy or you’re gonna die on the toilet.”
#TotalRecallPennyStocks
1 hr 34 min
June 09, 2020 Cold-Tag Clip Show #!!!
That’s right, it’s the th!rd installment of the Cold-Tag Clip Show! It’s been too long… Or should we say Shlong?..
It’s Corona, Christmas, and Toni Lanza traveling maid all wrapped up in one clip show!
“Ladies and gentlemen, Bob fucking Newhart.”
“Because you’re a Turtles guy.”
Please, Please always remember this one thing:
WE LOVE YOU AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
#MainManReek #Kareen #HIssHissHiss #ToniHendrixPuppets #YankThatKrank #JasonDunks #MustardBath #Monrovia #SantasD #MeshDong #ContextIsKey #MartyMagleo #CelebrityDingCasket #StaceyPain #EarleyJoneJamison #BeanCanSuicide #ShittyWigs
33 min