Jerk Practice

Listen in as Trio-Twin-Bingio get “Zinged by the Timer,” and Finish up their Second JP Century (Starring Crunch Peters!™)

Come Tokyo Drift with us as we take an amazing pod-quiz through the JP years (special thanks to Ash Van G!!!), and discover that life is all just “Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Jiz!”

“Your fury is beyond compare, with over-processed racist hair.”

#Cheers

It’s an official Jerk Threesome as the boys get together and talk Two Jerk-Centuries of nonsensical, out of context, quiz filled podcasting.

Listen in as the Jerks discover which Judge was the son of many judges, how many strawberries one stem can take, and how many rat traps a King can handle in his shoes…

“Johnnie Cage touch the butt!”

“Tony Randall had the most testicle-meat of any testicle having men.”

#TwoHenndrith #RipstersIBelieveThatsHot #200ClapSalute

It’s “Ripster’s I Believe That’s Hot” this week as the Jerks ramp up to Henning’s return and the TWO-HENNDRITH!!!

Listen In as H n C discuss the most flaggyest President, the potential for three apples on a single stem, and what it truly means to Hit Your Head on Henning’s Toilet…

“What’s your flag ratio?”

#JapaneseCruise #AmericanPieCollegeBoyz

Listen in as the Jerks ramp up to the TWO-HENNDRITH, by way of pantless shirt-wearers, Yoga in Jeans™, and Jesus as the ultimate face-man.

It’s part I of “We Hit our Head on Henning’s Toilet” and you won’t even know what that means until you listen to Part II. So be on the look out for Part II and context and clarification galore! (Also sadly “Shawshank” does not carry over)

“That’s the Satan! The price.”

#KingRuth #Joga #Osburt

Who needs the vaccine when you can get the JERKs talkin Costner bunz with nipples!

Listen in as H regales Case with his tale of peeing in a ziplock bag…

“We need a sick dunk.”

“You can tell it’s a Rothko cuz the dildo has cream.”

#MrBurnsShovelFoot #NFP #NFJP #NFS #JPle’d

You can’t Cage the Seagal! (because he’s racist and he’ll kick you in the neck)

Put on your eye-hats cuz the heat of this pod might burn your corneas! (keep it in your ears dude!)

“What you reading Macho Man? A biography of FDR”

“Nothing’s worse than a guy with too many gym stories.”

#TheBethlehammer #FloralRoberts

Is it a Cage? Or, is it all the Rage?

Listen in as Case Quizes H over his knowledge of Nick Cage films. Does a moonshiner avenge his dog’s bones? Is Cliff Sherri the Prince of Niagara? Will Peter Scolari play all the parts in the Vagina Monologues? You’ll have to listen to find out…

This episode is the second part of episode 194 “Cuomo. Nipples. Pierced.” (You might wanna go back and listen to that one first, but we’re not sure if you need to. Yeah go ahead and do it.)

“His Grandpa Sherri built the Falls.”

#SeattleMob #Dump #CageOrRage #CliffSherri

H and C are back and they are hittin’ the big issues like Silk Stockings, Golden Trumps, and “can you milk a squid?”

This episode find out which Cuomo has a Prince Albert, who ordered simply a bowl of cherries, and who told a Muppet to suck his d@#*…

“The lighty went bangy”

“Suck my dick ya mop-head.”

#TBC #WelcomeBabyDel!!! #TrumpsWand

Recorded a week ago, H and C discuss the madness of small-town growing up, Kung Fu, and why Biden and Lincoln are born and bred Fire-Men!

Wrap up in those afghans cuz H and C are poking another podcast fire.

“You think Joey B is a racquetball man?”

“You could cut your toast on the pleats of those jeans.”

#GBPJ #EndRackIt #ChristmasIsOurs # AnimaniacsWindbreaker