Jerk Practice

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Jerk Practice episodes

November 14, 2021 Cashews are for Closers
This podcast is a placard, so read it you post modern art riverboat pirates!

Listen in as the JERKS talk campfire stews, brain zaps, and being “distracted by dumps.”

“Peanuts a plenty for poor people”

#BidenFarts
1 hr 6 min
November 07, 2021 Golden Girl up Top / Tuxedo on Bottom
Welcome to the bastard pod of 100 Jerkiacs!

Join the Jerks as they discuss the Strip Club Craze of the late 70’s, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Wonkiers, and Ulee’s Gold…

“Ulee was whatever his son’s name was.”

#NilbogHouseSwap
1 hr 29 min
October 26, 2021 Night Cops, Suit Creeps, and Southern Idiots
Join the Old Kings and Special Brothers for some off-brand Halloween fun!

It’s all Blows and White-Face Murder Guys this episode…

“We gave him a blow job and now he won’t leave.”

#TiredToiletFan
1 hr 20 min
October 17, 2021 20 Sumpthin’ Trash Bags
Pop some rocks, strap those bibs, and grab your 20” hunks, cuz we startin’ off Halloween!

Listen in as the Jerks discuss why Horny Goat Coins are out for this years Spooktivities…

“It’s like Panty-Face instead of Leather-Face!”

#BJBIB
1 hr 24 min
October 03, 2021 Plant-Based Panty-Raid
Load up those Lands Ends with panties Jerks, cuz this one’s got history…

Hurry and sign up now for the JP Dumb-Dad’s Baseball Challenge (all free, no strings, no sponsors*, no sweat, just fun!)

*Brought to you by Scary Dan’s Dong Slugs

Use the link to join:

https://fantasy.espn.com/games/mlb-playoff-baseball-classic-2021/group?id=26fc1654-a6e8-42c3-b686-0476ebf41364&joining=true

“What kind of shame am I gonna wear this decade?”

#Dunks #FrontDunks
1 hr 23 min
September 19, 2021 Ronald McDonald: The Human Meal
After listening to this episode, “you’re gonna wanna put that shit on a church!”

Wanna know who fart”DEAD?” Listen up…

“We’ve always been 50% ranch and %50 ketchup.”

“I hope there’s an America, France!”

#TheFrozenCasey #KRANCH #WeLoveNormAndTheresNothingHeCanDoAboutIt
1 hr 23 min
September 11, 2021 I eat two pears a year
Listen in this week as the Jerks learn to “fail properly.”

This week get your fill of rats, CrocRoaches™, and rectal waves!

“I don’t even have storytelling strength.”

#GoodWillKing #ThinSpaghetti
1 hr 34 min
August 30, 2021 The Harvard Smart Race
Are you Jerks Laundry or Kitchen? Why not let JP help you decide…

This week the Jerks are talkin’ Prison Deans, Tank Experts, and of course big timin’ Chet from 78 Degrees!

“To my wing-man Casey.”

“Dr. Toilet’s back baby!”

#RustVsPoop #Muttering #OrlandoOliveGarden
1 hr 26 min
August 22, 2021 “Please don’t be a book!”
Come out of your “Oceans of Kicks” Jerks cuz this one’s gonna full your coup with creams…

Three words Gods. Butt. Hole.

“Alls I need a roof over my head and a pint of soup.”

#ThatLoopyWhaleBackMovie
1 hr 39 min
August 08, 2021 Pouring Suds on the Death Star
Listen in as the Jerks navigate the Depression era gums of their youth…

Couple dumb dads talkin’ bad booze, bad bills, and “some kinda goat or sumthin’” Mr. Tumnus.

“It’s like audio for your eyes.”

“It’s either nothing in your mouth or a long weed.”

#RipOurFunnyDrunkDad #WLUATNUKDAI
1 hr 30 min