Jerk Practice

The JERKS weigh in on chocolates from Gump, pearlies V. Squirrelies, Lyle the Lizard Robado and his Gila Monster Kevin. Yeah skunks, it’s time for some Church Candy Wrestling angles!

Ranch dips, you could be my fantasy

I can tell you got BIG RANCH ENERGY

Ain’t too many spreads that can handle me

Maybe if pizza’s in front of me

Make it drizzle on my dizzle like a creamery

The ranch ain’t right, it’s Hidden Valley see

Ain’t too many spreads that can handle me

Ranch dips, you could be my fantasy

“Rich people usually wash their hands, brush their teeth.”

“Does he know he has HIV yet?

#ChurchCandyWrestling #GumpYes #GumpNo

If “Han Solo is your Brolo”™ than this episode is for you!

Remember when Dennis Franz slapped Chuck Norris at the TV Oscars? When Buck Morris fought King Tut in Omega Shove III? Or when Ice T besmirched Cube while promoting his new line of Lutheran Oat Holes? No? Well you’re about to! So buckle up and taste our boots rookie!

“Is Chuck Norris a Lutheran?”

“Oh, it’s just Vice President Penn smoking a bullet.”

#BuckOrChuck #GayCandles

Alec Baldwin, Kurt Russell, and Chuck Norris walk into a pod… And they all try out for the role of quarterback in “Deep Throat 9: Goin’ Deep”

Welcome to our horny nightmare, as we discuss leather, grease, and why Chuck Norris is the non alcoholic of beers*.

“that barbwire was so extra!”

“One football field, one dil, all glory.”

*Thank you Ash for being our amazing quiz-maker this episode - You are the Buck to JP’s Morris.

#CarltonHobbinsHusk #LeatherTax #BufananFiction #EddieCusack #BuckMorris

Remember Jerks, “The whiter your wigs, the higher your boots.”

Get re-exposed to the Jerk Practice Podcast as they discuss 99¢ store medicine, horny Buchanan, and how Target wants to Beatle your Boots…

“Show us your ankles Obama!”

“Nothing beats that lead turd.”

“#Thankful #Grateful #Blessed

This ep. Is “All Face and No Brain-Space!”

We’re squatting on the squatter, as we talk Beatle Boots, Butt-holes, and the illusive Russian Long-haired Eagle…

“That’s it? They don’t have to eat the car?”

“If you do it, you know you’re going to have to show your butt-hole.”

#TheFlabFive

Do you have what it takes JP WARRIORS!?!

Boom Boom Schneider

Flex Dundee

Big Money Mister

Serpent Jack

Toxic Mansculitity Tony

Saucy Saucy Sewer

Captain Killer

The Exceptional Soldier

Hunky Stylist Brit

Bite

Crow

Alphabet 8 to the 3rd

Remington Rex

Succulent Sam Sass

Big French

Silver Shavings

Northern Jorge

The Southern Saw

Bart the cardiac assassin

The Pessimistics

Pluto

Ruby Houston Sheets

The Spanish blade

The Branch Breakers

Iceberg

Mohegan

Diggs and Urn E. Ash

Walker

Sandy

Latka Chokeman

Cut Cutley

The English Airedale

Denny Poles

Irish Vance

Staten Island Scrapper

Commie

Shah Steel

Gerry the criminal Tzar

Monster Ted or Gorilla O'Neil

“Again with the nut sandwiches!”

“You got the Wrangler, I’m gonna be the Shift Manager.”

#SaulBunyan

Do you love wrestling? Do you love lunches even more? Then the JERKS have the quiz for what ails ya!

Write these down:

Ric Flair

Undertow

The Undertaker

George South

The Ultimate Warrior

Saul Bunyan

Earthquake!!!

“I cried into my hunk posters.”

“My real name is my wrestling name!”

“Momma can I have a peanut and lettuce sandwich please?”

#BoiledCoffee #BudLightSeltzer

You better believe these Jerks come with chopped cherries!

Listen in as the Jerks talk celebrity Lutheran dishes, wrestling magazines, and Abe Lincoln’s dong mask!

“We’re talkin’ 90’s $14.99.”

“It’s the confederate history museum of documentaries.”

#BubblePizza #GeorgeSouth

Don Cupid Presents: the Jerk Practice Valentine’s Day Episode, in which we discuss not love, BUT rather how second hand smoke ain’t REAL!!!

Take your Dagonal Jerks cuz H and C are talkin’ smoking in bars, Tony Wrigley, and those fancy coaching shoes them coaches need to wear.

“You don’t have to take a dump next to your comrades in World War I!”

“They smoked gum back then!”

#LarryBirdStreetBalls

Join us as we attempt to feed Dennis from Head of the Class infected bear meat.

Rest in Peace and Power Howard Hesseman, but lets us show thanks for all the wonderful moments you bestowed upon us, such as dead uncles, Dennis’ dunks, and Arvid’s aids scare…

“You can please a divorced uncle with a warm meal”

#Gusto