He was going out with a girl

Her name is Bethany

But now his Nan is done with him

Cuz he had sex with Chelsea

This is what she said:

Listen Ben I love you

But you've brought shame on you and me

Mia and Brad trashed the hunt ball

And Paul totes fancies Ruairi. 

Ok, enough singing....

Jill drizzles misery all over a flapping Ben. 

Hunt Ball, as in Jeremy Hunt. 

Get your tux, you've Pauled. Ruairi gets a bonus then a bo....STOPITTT!!!

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