Joseph, Andy, Steve and 'The Nightmare Student from Birmingham' are the ones seeking penitence this week for their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception. Plus Simon gives us a flavour of some of the Confessions that just weren't suitable for broadcast; there's an array of American accents and we've dug out another Confession from the archive - the classic catflap tale! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]