Junk Food Dinner

The JFD crew is back for our final episode of the year, and as is tradition, it's our annual Christmas special, featuring Santa slashers, alien life forms and the hottest gifts of 1989! 
Up first, in jolly old England, someone is murdering anyone in a Santa suit around the holiday season in the sleazy slasher Don't Open Till Christmas from 1984.
Then, everyone's favorite TV alien, ALF, stars in a surprisingly depressing hour-long holiday episode that features dying children and suicidal Santas in ALF's Special Christmas from 1987. 
And finally, we travel back to the late 80's to see what tech gifts two film critics recommend for Christmas in Siskel and Ebert's 1989 Holiday Gift Guide.
All this plus the hottest films of 2023 that we have been catching up on, Christmas typewriter memories, the Snake Mountain microphone, Junk (voice)Mails, new splatter comedies, drive-in bumper stickers and so much more holiday cheer!
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Merry almost-Xmas!! We're reviewing The Lobster (from ~2016)! Get ready for some Yorgos chats!

But first! We chat all the very best movies we saw this year!

So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly surfer ranch reports, Parker's trip to the Southland recapped (sponsored by Papa John's spicy papa-ronis), how Disney gets ya, the official California versus Ohio chili debate settled once and for all (sponsored by Chili John's spicy residues), sharing a grave with your friends, automobile preferences, Kevin's hatred for Charlie Brown is felt even in his absence, burps, christmas music, sneezes and so much more!!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll listen to electronica on discmans for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

Your boys are back with a legendary historical story!

First, the end of the year is upon and that can only mean one thing: What's going on next year? We run down the most anticipated 2024 movies. Do they excite it? Do they bum us out? Listen and find out!

Then we review the David Lowery movie "The Green Knight" from 2021. The guys agree -- go see it before listening. It will get spoiled and it's worth watching. In it, legendary knight of the Roundtable Sir Gawain must do battle with the Green Knight to earn honor and chivalry.

All this plus less David Lynch chat, no voicemails, and much more!

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We had to go back! To the wacky world of Twin Peaks! We're re-reviewing FIRE WALK WITH ME now that Bowman's seen the series, and also reviewing TWIN PEAKS - THE MISSING PIECES (from 2014)! Get ready for a long one!

But first! We chat all about every movie David Lynch ever made and produce an extremely comprehensive, mathematical, and official ranking of all the movies!

So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly surfer ranch reports, pandemic memories, workplace struggles, finger snaps and saxy saxophones, Kevin Moss remixes, intense subjects, absolutely no Godzilla chat allowed, theoretical theories, Japanese advertisements, burps, sneezes and so much more!!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll eat garmonbozia for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

Parker and Sean are back with a movie where no one goes underground! How can this be?

First, the guys go over all the upcoming movies coming to theaters for the rest of the year. What will we see? What will we avoid? Donloyd to find out.

Then, we discuss one of the funniest movies of the 90s -- National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1. Emilio Estevez and Samuel L. Jackson play cops in this spoof of the Lethal Weapon movies. Jon Lovitz, Corey Feldman and like 100 other actors also show up -- including Kathy Ireland yet again!

All this plus voice mails, incorrect scheduling information and so much more!

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We had to go back! To the center of the earth! But this time, with fake-ass Hawiian volcano matte paintings! And Emo Phillips (kind-of)! It's Journey to the Center of the Earth from 1988! (or maybe '89 depending on who ya ask)

But first! We chat all about every movie we ever reviewed on the show and produce an extremely comprehensive, mathematical, and official ranking of all the movies!

So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus cherry picking the choicest bits of garbage, the death of marvel (or maybe not), road repairs, apologies to Fred & Ginger, no underground King Kongs, large segments of the Batman community agree on dime-store costuming, walking through a pit of grayness, tender harpsicord (with reverb) and so much more!!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll fight banthas in our dreams for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

Your JFS boys are back with another banger of an episode!

First, we wonder what was on TV at the same time as Twin Peaks and watch a compilation of the intros from all the debuting TV shows of the 1990 season. How does Twin Peaks stack up? I accidentally edited out all the pauses so if you watch the video along with us as an audio commentary, then it won't match up completely. Whoops! Sorry! However, if you're not watching along, then this is preferable to you! You're welcome!

After that, we get into a review of "Hi, Mom!" a 1970 black comedy by Brian De Palma, the GOAT. Robert De Niro plays an aspiring pornographer just home from Vietnam. He gets involved with some urban radicals and meets Paul Bartel, Jennifer Salt and Gerrit Graham along the way.

All this plus Junk Mails and next week's movie is revealed!

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Junk Food Dinner returns for our November episode (definitely not our Halloween episode) where we discuss British vampires, Japanese dinosaurs and Chicago juvenile delinquents! 
Up first, Christopher Lee is Count Dracula and he returns from his slumber in swinging 1972 London and it's up to Peter Cushing and his granddaughter (both descendants of Van Helsing) to stop him in Hammer horror film Dracula A.D. 1972. 
Then, Toei Pictures brings us a tale of prehistoric creatures returning to swinging 70's Japan and causing mayhem to an inexplicable funk soundtrack in Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds from 1977. 
And finally, Sean Penn plays a Chicago street thug who gets put in the toughest juvenile prison in the country after a drug deal goes bad and leaves multiple people dead. There he has to defend himself from other prisoners like the menacing Clancy Brown. But when a rival gang member, played by Esai Morales, shows up at the prison, things really get heated in Bad Boys from 1983. 
All this plus heated discussions on how long after Halloween it's appropriate to celebrate, why Gen Z isn't into rude titties on film, the new Salem's Lot, Godzilla on Apple TV, hot blu-rays and so much more!

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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll keep this podcast going with your love and support.

It's time for us to review the comedic spookshow that nobody asked for! Our month-long horror celebration continues with our review of Frankenstein General Hospital from 1988!

But first! We chat all about the Halloween costumes we've worn in the past!

So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus eggs and toilet paper and tumbleweeds, who the hell promoted the Rabbids to Mario status?, a new low in attempted segways, fatrick bateman's self esteem on halloween, nose sweat, illegal red triangles, C3PO in a colored trashbag, the difference between two words, apologies to merzbow, make us laugh: the challenge, unleash the muppet babies, screams, screams, and more screams, pornhub search terms, the amazing larry, shrieks, howls, yelps and so much more!!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll bury ourselves up to our necks in fertilizer for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

Your JFS boys are back with an episode that will give you wood so get your mahogony ready!

We talk about John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 starring James Woods, one of the Baldwins and Sheryl Lee of "Twin Peaks." Is this latter-day Carpenter effort a hidden gem or a misfire? Only Sean and Parker can weigh in!

Also, Sean grills Parker about the most popular Halloween costumes of 2023. How many can he guess right? The answer may surprise you!

All this plus Voice Mails, Saw Chat, picking the next movie and so much more!

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