Goddess on the mountain top – Burning like a silver flame. The summit of beauty and love. And Venus was her nameShe’s got it, yeah baby she’s got it.And “it” is a heartbreaker.The KOK crew travel to outer space this week to visit the vivacious Venus. We visit her Only Fans to investigate Angelic’s heavenly body (for science, of course). Come with Venus on her visit to a hentai shop and debate women vs disembodied boobs.But it’s not all fun and games. We will discuss the dark side of Venus. Venus Angelic’s best friend, business partner, mother and personal Emperor Palpatine; Margaret. Her ex-husband; the “manipulative” Manaki, as well as her crippling depression! Wow! What awesome content for a comedy podcast!Due to popular request we cut the bantz and only discuss previous Kings in our ‘A’ segment. We address some corrections about Debito and tally YOUR votes! Who is the current King of Kanto? Listen to find out!This was our best episode yet! Except for the fact that Cam fucked up his Mic settings and sounds like he is underwater. He does manage to catch the audio of his air conditioning perfectly though. Way to go Cam! You fucking cockspank.

It’s about ethics in onsen Journalism!Join The King of Kanto this episode for a deviation out of the endless noise that is Youtube. Not always satisfied with the cringe of vloggers the KOK team go a little hi-brow this week. We delve into the realm of journalistic integrity and meet the Japanese MLK.We are of course talking about the unwavering, the unstoppable, the unsatisfied, the unavoidable, Debito! Known to his friends as Little Debbie.A man who is willing to fight for your right to dip your penis in places usually restricted to “Japanese Only!”KOK traces his illustrious career from rights activist to seal furry to grumpy get-off-my-lawn-esque gaijin.Hopefully Debito will start the GLM movement we all know this country needs. For as we know, things are not always "yeehaw" in the land of the rising sun.Also we discuss Mia Khalifa Vs Bang Bros, trying to organize Hitomi Tanka to meet Dick Masterson and how 2020 has kicked the ever-loving shit out of 2016. That’s right! No more dicks out for Harambe. We got our dicks out for nothing!If you’re playing King of Kanto bingo at home, yes Jay does mention the fact he got a new TV again.

Crack out the pink Hawaiian rock salt. Start your intermittent fasting window. Treat yourself to an indulgent organic sugar-free coffee. And live your ikigai lifestyle.We review Kelly Morita AKA Strawberry Mochi! She will teach you how to adapt to the pressures of the gaijin lifestyle through wabi sabi thinking style.This guru’s YouTube series offers lessons from a female entrepreneur on how to be a female entrepreneur who’s only source of income is selling how to be a female entrepreneur.The whole gang has spent their week getting motivational speeches from a chronically demotivated woman. We have learned work ethics and self-management techniques, such as ‘taking the day off for migraines’ and ‘filming yourself doing chores for YouTube clicks’.Kelly additionally teaches Japanese cultural practices, such as selecting Ginza as an Instagram filter. She teaches the fundamentals of Japanese thinking such as gambatte, shouganai, mottainai, chikan and all the other shit you learn from your first week living here packaged as self-help.Tokyo Drew may have shown us Western bubble Japan, but Kelly shows us THE REAL JAPAN (confined to her apartment and Disneyland).We wish Kelly all the best in obtaining her goal of getting Corona virus for more YouTube ad revenue.Also on the show:We get Japan Circle Jerked and mostly positive vibes, but some people have attacked Jay’s flawless Kansai-ben. Biri arimusker?Speaking of being jerked, Koike finally gets to Nik and uses him as a mouth piece to sell the conspiracy theory that Corona is spread via pink-salons. Seems like Koike and her “夜の町” talking points are being funneled to the foreign community by Nik, or should I say NHiK?

What is the difference between Otaku, weeb, and neet?They are all Daniel, and Daniel is all of them.This week we delve into the deep, dark, horrid, and putrid as we go Hiding in my Room.From 0 to digging up a sex doll with your wife, just how Daniel are you?Come with us as Daniel explains divorce in Japan, homelessness in Japan, AirBnB in Japan, sleeping with fans, eating cereal, taking a date to a supermarket and how to feel no guilt cheating on your wife. Lay back, relax, let Daniel, serenade you with his piano, and make you feel better about yourself, simply by not being him.Listen as Daniel describes his various STDs in details. And no, we don’t mean Satima Tokyo Drew.This k-pop looking psychopath will have you asking “What is wrong with women to actually sleep with this guy?”Is Daniel trying to dig a hole back to Japan? Or is he literally digging his own grave?We also discuss Dogen and his racism. He is literally Hitler! How good is Dogen’s Japanese? Who cares! He is obviously trying to build a white ethnostate.Finally! We get some recognition! Tokyo Drew responds! Satima Drew is not happy! Right Nick and Cam‽ (Not mentioned: Jay).

Tokyo Drew. Saitama Drew!Does Tokyo Drew see his son? How much does Tokyo Drew drink? Does Tokyo Drew have diabetes? Is Tokyo Drew divorced? Tokyo Drew wife? These questions and more will not be answered on this week’s podcast.Is Tokyo Drew a manager? Is Tokyo Drew a licensed teacher? Does Tokyo Drew run a bunch of schools. Is the hub in Japan a good place to drink? Can I pick up girls in bars in Japan?Obviously no!However we will dive into the reality of teaching English in Japan. Kind of. A night out in the hub! How much is a pint of beer in Japan? Really? That much? How does it taste? Like urine? Good to know!Saitama Tokyo Drew, STD, the dancing monkey is our nominee this week. Tokyo Drew drunk. Tokyo Drew drunk in the Hub. Pocket Rockets, Tokyo Drew pissing on live stream. A live stream! An unstoppable live leak! We discuss all his greatest hits! What does pocket rocket mean? Who knows?We will also be hosting a special competition: Which is the best Strong Zero? The answer will surprise you. (It’s grape)Strong Zero Triple Lemon, Bitter Lemon, Lime, Grapefruit, Apple! An all-star cast!

In a world of jVloggers and constant Japan content churn, 3 men vie to perform their best janitorial duties and scour the dirt at the bottom of the pile – the absolute barrel yeast – of Japan bloggers, YouTubers and self-assessed Japan Cultural Experts (JCE’s) who are fighting and producing for one main goal:Recognition.Noting this, we aim to give it to them by reviewing the yeastiest of these content creators and aim to crown one as the elite ‘King of Kanto’ whose knowledge, content and intricate unique understand of Japan has made us queef in both excitement and frustration. Whose cuisine reigns supreme? Well, this week comes from the jVlog archieves.Since the dawn of time, men have sacrificed, endured and killed all for one goal; to get laid. This noble endeavour has many pitfalls and obstacles; things that will deter the fairer sex. Things such as, low income, no real skills, a negative attitude, issues with personal hygiene, and gigantic fucking horse teeth. But one man overcomes all these odds. Willing to hide in the most wretched scum pockets of the globe. Willing to call everyone who disagrees with him a weeaboo. Willing to risk STDs, the law, and possible silicon poisoning. Willing to ignore criticism, deportation, and reality itself. He will not be contained. For he is Boundless, Ryan Boundless! (And yes, we absolutely talk about his JAV scene with Sakura Sena).Also on the episode:BLM marches in JapanCorona in TokyoSome nerdy video game talkOngoing love and fascination with high alcoholic variety chu-hai’s.How will you feel after listening to this episode? The correct answer is “satisfied”