“Greenland’s not for sale,” Denmark says, but who discussed money? Jon and Stephen discuss the pros and cons of Trump seizing the frozen island (how hard could it be?) and offer our most likely conspiracy theories regarding Jeffrey Epstein’s death. The intro/outro song and Jon’s song of the week is “Kill Switch” by Ride. Stephen’s song of the week is “Random Rules” by Bon Iver. To listen to all... Source

(Yes, it’s a lousy pun. Sue me.) Jon and Stephen discuss Rep. Joaquin Castro’s doxxing of Trump donors and the media’s encouragement to harass Republicans at least through 2020. The intro/outro song and Stephen’s song of the week is “Margaritas at the Mall” by Purple Mountains. Jon’s song of the week is “Random Rules” by Silver Jews. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians... Source

High Priestess Marianne Williamson wins night one of the debates, while Tulsi flays Kamala on night two. Will they make it to the next round? And Josh Hawley’s atrocious bill to babysit Americans’ internet usage. The intro/outro song and Jon’s song of the week is “Falling Down the Steps of Your Smile” by The New Pornographers. Stephen’s song of the week is “Tired I” by Wy. To listen to all the... Source

The Mueller hearings were yet another bust; why did Democrats think they would work this time? And Bernie Sanders finally observes the economy in the real world as his campaign staff demands unionization and a $15 minimum wage. Will he hire some Pinkertons or just replace his workers with kiosks? And … when do we start bombing Sweden? The intro/outro song and Stephen’s song of the week is “Help Me... Source

Millennial “ hampsters” invade the workplace, Iranian metal band flees Iran for Norway, and Planned Parenthood fires CEO for not promoting abortion to pregnant men. Oh, and FaceApp. The intro/outro song and Stephen’s song of the week is “Holy” by Frightened Rabbit. Jon’s song of the week is “New Ketamine” by Fern Mayo. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians... Source

Was Nike’s Betsy Ross Flag imbroglio planned? Because we’re pretty sure Disney’s “Little Mermaid” one was. Also, how did Trump’s Independence Day speech go from “creeping fascism” to “small and sad?” The intro/outro song and Stephen’s song of the week is “Every Little Thing” by The Black Keys. Jon’s song of the week is “In Your Own Time” by Calexico and Iron & Wine. To listen to all the music... Source

The Dalai Lama has been cancelled because of … sexism? Perhaps Marianne Williamson will be his successor. She levitated through the two-day, four-hour, and 20-candidate Democratic Debates. Jon and Stephen review them both! The intro/outro song and Stephen’s song of the week is “Dead of Night” by Orville Peck. Jon’s song of the week is “Always Trying to Work It Out” by Low. To listen to all the... Source

Taylor Swift jumps on the corporate bandwagon for Pride Month and Oberlin College pays dearly for its woke activism. The intro/outro song is “Bells” by The Vacant Lots. Stephen’s song of the week is “Disgrace” by Pixx and Jon’s is “Dark Stone” by Holy Fawn. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist! Source

The Democrat’s first primary debate will need bleachers instead of lecterns, Marxist Latina artist Frida Kahlo finds herself canceled, and Jon explains why we took a week off. The intro/outro song is “The Man Comes Around” by Johnny Cash. Stephen’s song of the week is “Love, Love, Love” by Alan Power and Jon’s is “Glenn Tipton” by Sun Kil Moon. To listen to all the music featured on The... Source

Poor Liz Warren stumbles again on Native American issue, this time on the popular Breakfast Club morning show. Then Jon and Stephen discuss this week’s feud between Sohrab Ahmari and David French. Read Sohrab’s salvo here and David’s reaction here. The intro/outro song and Stephen’s song of the week is “Strange” by Operators. Jon’s song of the week is “West Coast” by Homeboy Sandman. Source