Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Protestors get their bloody meat out in Central London.
• Woman hands over £1,500 to bogus door-to-door council tax collector.
• Criminal slams cost of coach hire as daylight robbery.
• Scrap metal dealer and crematorium plaque enthusiast denies clandestine marriage to badger.

Also revealed: We keep the camp fire burning…

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Nick Berry found safe and wealthy after concern from local media.
• Fish puns in newspaper article overshadow seriousness of road traffic accident.
• Bird of prey centre deny dinosaur breeding program.
• Express gynaecology clinic condemned by medical professionals.

Also revealed: We attempt to find out whether we get to keep the pen...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Street performer burned at the stake for witchcraft in Woolwich.
• Man admits that unwitting lie to girlfriend led to international campaign.
• College of Psychic Studies graduate fails to see link to terrorist organisation.
• Female giant spotted in Cardiff restaurant.

Also revealed: Too much detail about our nocturnal ablutions...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Mushroom enthusiast and fun guy suspected of sexual foraging.
• Helicopter pilot questions structural rigidity of brick wall belonging to Communist.
• Fully grown male found wrapped around boiler in family's kitchen.
• Cat killer phones in deadly snake sighting to elude capture.

Also revealed: The animal noises make a welcome return...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple.
• Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick.
• Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up.
• Obedient Wives Club admits booking error following lecture at local Women's Institute branch.

Also revealed: Just why would you burn down the worker's shed...?

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Pensioner traumatised by protruding door excluder flashbacks.
• Insurance company quietly selves comprehensive straw cover policy.
• Se7en themed birthday party brought to abrupt end after present giving.
• Woman disgraced by horse fingered by rag & bone men.

Also revealed: Just who is Ethel Testicles...?

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man caught off guard by pomegranate.
• Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country.
• Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police.
• Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting.

Also revealed: Rob forgets the lobster...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Sentient cash machine turns political.
• Shopping trolley celebrated as local hero after filling void in station car park.
• Market trader prosecuted after selling sex pills to underage seahorses.
• Cat takes neighbours hostage after receiving Antisocial Behavioural Order from council.

Also revealed: We sit in the dark...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Diabetes charity falls victim to ironic burglary.
• Protester disavowed by Anonymous collective after failing to understand the definition of anonymity.
• Historians ridicule 'ludicrous' link between road signs and Nazi atrocities.
• Police consider demand for 10 day all inclusive Caribbean cruise made by man on rooftop.

Also revealed: We mourn the loss of B*stard the sheep...

Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man reunited with semi-naked father.
• Sailor blames map of Southampton for almost certain death.
• Repeat victim of raw sewage floor contemplates move.
• Tesco reconsiders £50 Oddbins voucher for participants of Go Sober 2014.

Also revealed: We discuss the cut-off age for the Now That's What I Call Music compilations...