Can we fix it? No, we can't. This week, we're tackling the age old question... Can you fix them? We also have a good old fashioned chit chat about what's going on in our lives, Michaela is hyperfixating on Equinox, and also, why is every pop girlie dating an ugly man?

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This episode is filled with a few tips... Financial tips even. This week we revisit how abysmal things were for us (financially especially) this time last year, and how sometimes a "rock bottom" can push you out of your comfort zone into something even better. Plus a cute tarot reading and so much more!

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This week Ellie appears to be joining us from underwater (sorry about the audio this week guys). The girlies have big fetish updates & discourse, shocking raccoon drama, Ellie got ROCKS, and so much more!

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It goes real nutty mode with this episode. The girls have been out and about unsupervised for two weeks, and much has transpired. Michaela has an interesting take on fetishes that she struggles to convince Ellie of, Ellie is getting a rock (NOT clickbait), some people have innately evil spirits, plus so much more. Huge life updates abound in what we dare present to you as an episode that will make you giggle.

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This week we are getting in a golf cart and whizzing around the neighborhood blasting Short N Sweet. The girlies discuss their weeks, a fantastic moving tip, dating, Chappell Roan’s statement on fan interactions, the shit we’re liking on Twitter now that it’s private, and sooo much more! Plus a Seatbelt Check on being *perceived*, specifically as women.

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What happened astrologically this week can NOT happen again. The girlies have had a bit of a weird one, and the stars confirm it isn’t our fault. Twitter has been off-putting… It Ends With Us press drama being shoved down our throats, weird AI content, tech bros, you know the drill! Plus of course we once again discuss the vastness of the ocean & then pull over for a little seatbelt check about feeling bad for needing rest. 

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Hey fellow kids, what do you do when you feel like you’re not really a human person? Uh oh, your vibes are off! Let’s talk about it! And while we’re at it let’s discuss credit scores, heat rising, and men who treat you like shit! Then we pull over for the discourse-heavy Roadside Attraction of a woman telling her boyfriend he was marriage material instead of hook up material.

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This week’s episode gets a bit political as the girlies talk about what’s been going on in the presidential race. Plus, another *highly informative* science discourse, Ellie got a cat (?), and the vibes have been excellent this week! Then we pull over to talk about the Olympics, and the political circus surrounding that. 

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So many years have passed in the last couple weeks, and the girlies are back to discuss it all. From politics to our seatbelt check, there is a feeling of optimism in the air! We are here for ~positive feelings~. There’s also a gas station run where we recommend our current fav products, and discussions on our many important life updates.

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A shocking amount of happenings have occurred this week. and the girlies MUST get into the car and have a Late Night Meeting. From Ellie’s big dating updates, to some political events, and a Roadside Attraction about the “alcohol at weddings” discourse. Plus- so much more in between!

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