Leave A Message with Ally & G

Leave A Message with Ally & G

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  • 63 - You've Been Punk'd! I've Cheated On You...

    The sun is out, we have a new Pope and - most importantly - Ally has new jeans... welcome to this weeks episode of Leave A Message!

    We've all heard of buyers remorse... but what about post-returns remorse? When one Gally's first post-break-up Hinge date ends earlier than she would have liked... is she right to regret ending things with her ex? Or, maybe, the dating world is just a pile of disappointment.

    And... has an April Fools Day prank ever gone so wrong that you ended up uncovering a full history of infidelity? Well, no matter how you find out the dirty truth, it's always better to know than to not!


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to ⁠⁠⁠https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1⁠⁠⁠ (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@allyandg⁠⁠⁠

    TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠@allyandg⁠⁠⁠

    YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠@allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  • 62 - If We Ever Die... We Want To Have A Conclave!

    Whilst the Vatican is picking a new Pope (which, just to say, has left us offended that we haven’t been asked to fill such a holy duty!), we’re here literally saving lives with a brand new episode of Leave A Message with Ally & G!

     This week we’re in the pits of hell as one Gally shares the story of her friends date fail… when she accidentally texts the person sat opposite her a not-so-friendly truth! Sometimes, there’s power in deleting a text – and sometimes it’s just too late.

    We’re also talking about rejection therapy! When can hearing ‘no’ actually help you turn the corner in your life. And, when do you just really need to know that you’re kind of stinky?

     All of this will make sense on this weeks episode of Leave A Message. It never gets easier out there, stay safe!


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to ⁠⁠https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1⁠⁠ (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: ⁠⁠@allyandg⁠⁠

    TikTok: ⁠⁠@allyandg⁠⁠

    YouTube: ⁠⁠@allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  • 61 - Sorry, WHAT Gave You Thrush?! (& More Safe Sex Tips)

    You know what time it is... it's Leave A Message with your hosts Ally & G and this week, in our quest to answer all of life's most burning questions, we're asking: To pee or not to pee? Well, peeing is usually the answer.

    As we once again take to the streets to solve the Gally's problems - from public embarrassment to big life changes and even some advice on keeping thrush away when it's time to play!

    How do you separate the truth from the fantasy when navigating the dating world? What's the best way to navigate the university world? And sorry... what did the strap-on do to you?!

    I would say we have an itchy desire to listen to this episode... but that might be triggering!


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to ⁠https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1⁠ (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: ⁠@allyandg⁠

    TikTok: ⁠@allyandg⁠

    YouTube: ⁠@allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min
  • 60 -  Girlfriends Are Forever, Boyfriends Are Just Temporary

    Ally & G hit 250K followers! And we're celebrating the achievement with balloons and, of course, a brand new episode of Leave A Message... just wait until you hear about how the fam celebrated though!

    Moving swiftly onto business... the gally's are being tested with questionable behaviour in friendships. After one listener had an... adult sleepover... after a night out, the next morning's woes had her wondering: Am I a girls girl?

    Plus we have a boy who is up to boy stuff again giving girls the run around. But, it's hitting home when your friends won't hang out with you because of it all.

    Exam season might be approaching but you're not slowing down with the messiness! We're literally just girls... what more do you want from us?!


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: @allyandg

    TikTok: @allyandg

    YouTube: @allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  • 59 - How To Have The Conversation (The Sex One)

    Have you ever had the scare? You know, the one that happens when you've been irresponsible in the bedroom? This week, Ally & G are Mum & Dad as they help a Gally who had the scare of the century and needs advice on approaching contraception when you're single.

    Yes, this is Leave A Message... and sometimes we put our spectacles on and become teachers!

    We also have a story about a friend's boyfriend from HELL! Imagine lying about contracting an STI and then resorting to extreme measures to prove a point about... the other hole.

    All of this is served alongside Spice Girl reunion rumours and the latest on Tommy & Molly... the stories on this weeks episode are enough to blow your mind!


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: @allyandg

    TikTok: @allyandg

    YouTube: @allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  • 58 - A Cruise Ship, A Greek God & Unsolicited Pics

    We've all had that fantasy of spending the night with a Greek god and the many ways it could change our lives... but, what of the consequences?!

    On this weeks episode of Leave A Message, Ally & G are helping a Gally out who is dating a guy with a mismatched sex drive, leading our Gally to reminisce about the night of her life in the arms of Eros (look it up). A night to remember for more than one reason.

    Plus we have a cruise ship romance which has hit the rocks (shout out to Producer Rehana for the pun!) but it looks like our Gally won't be the only girl in ruins.

    We're also chatting unsolicited pics... does anyone find them attractive? And, if you do find them attractive, does that make the cyber flash OK? Alls fair in love and willies!


    Thank you to this weeks sponsor...

    Use the coupon LEAVEAMESSAGE for an additional 8% off at emma-sleep.co.uk. Terms and conditions on the website, the code is valid on the whole website (excluding outlet products).


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: @allyandg

    TikTok: @allyandg

    YouTube: @allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 min
  • 57 - It's F Boy Nation, We're Just Living In It

    Feeling like you're dealing with a lot of fuck boys lately? Well, we're sick of it and on this weeks episode of Leave A Message we're tackling the lot of them!

    Ally & G are dissecting stories of ghosting, deception... and unexpected romance? From flaky men to booty calls, navigating an obsession and dealing with toxic relationships, you should leave this episode with all of the tips and tricks you need to navigate F Boy Nation.

    Plus, we read out your worst fuck boy stories to answer once and for all if the fuck boys have taken over... or if we just have very bad luck on the dating apps.


    Thank you to this weeks sponsor...

    Use the coupon LEAVEAMESSAGE for an additional 8% off at emma-sleep.co.uk. Terms and conditions on the website, the code is valid on the whole website (excluding outlet products).


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: @allyandg

    TikTok: @allyandg

    YouTube: @allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  • Everything That Happened At Leave A Message LIVE! (BONUS)

    What's this? A bonus episode?! Yes, we're treating you to an extra special bonus edition of Leave A Message, recapping everything that happened at the first ever Leave A Message LIVE at Underbelly Boulevard in London.

    From all of the nerves leading up to the shows to our favourite moments of audience interaction, hilarious behind the scenes stories and unbelievable meet and greets. If you couldn't get a ticket (or just want to re-live it all over again!), then this is the episode for you.

    We'll be back with an all-new episode of Leave A Message as usual next Wednesday!


    Want to hear about the next Leave A Message LIVE before anyone else? Sign up now to receive an email notification: https://allyandg.lnk.to/LiveSignUp


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: @allyandg

    TikTok: @allyandg

    YouTube: @allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min
  • 56 - A Valentine's Day Affair? And Knowing When To Move On...

    We're not even over Leave A Message LIVE yet and here we are with a brand new episode of the podcast! Time flies when you're having fun... and we've had a lot of fun (thanks for coming to the live show, if you did!).

    On this week's episode, Ally & G start off by tackling London's transport crisis - from rising train costs to unreliable schedules. Yes, it's Gally for Mayor! Once we're over that... it's time for your dilemmas.

    From workplace romances gone wrong (of course) to a scandalous Valentine's Day affair, we're full of relationship dramas and workplace crushes. Plus, how do you move on when you have to interface with your ex?

    In this week's Question of the Week we're asking: Have you ever had a work crush?


    Thank you to this weeks sponsor...

    Use the coupon LEAVEAMESSAGE for an additional 8% off at emma-sleep.co.uk. Terms and conditions on the website, the code is valid on the whole website (excluding outlet products).


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: @allyandg

    TikTok: @allyandg

    YouTube: @allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  • 55 - We Are Family... Finding Out About Secret Siblings

    The time has come! We are officially in the week of Leave A Message LIVE and we're so excited that we just, truly, cannot hide it. Whilst we try our best, here is your weekly dose of Leave A Message not-LIVE.

    What would you do if your boyfriend was the opposite of supportive whilst you were going through a medical emergency? When do you call it quits and call your soon-to-be ex a disappointment... or would you hang in and see if you can 'fix him'? You know what we think!

    Plus when one gally uncovers that they have secret siblings it raises the question of what to do next? Are you singing along with Sister Sledge or taking a more responsible route?

    All of this plus practical tips on surviving breakups, self-care and a divisive question of the week!


    Thank you to this weeks sponsor...

    Use the coupon LEAVEAMESSAGE for an additional 8% off at emma-sleep.co.uk. Terms and conditions on the website, the code is valid on the whole website (excluding outlet products).


    Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details).


    NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener.


    Follow Ally & G

    Instagram: @allyandg

    TikTok: @allyandg

    YouTube: @allyandg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min

About Leave A Message with Ally & G

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The ultimate unfiltered group chat with your besties Ally and G who will give you real honest advice. No topic is taboo and TMI is the standard. It’s a judgment free zone where embarrassing stories…

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