This week's tales include a makeup mishap, a washing machine catastrophe, some blessed beads and someone seeking forgiveness for something YET to happen. Simon gives us a flavour of the  'Blacklisted Tales'  just not suitable for broadcast and we look inside the 'Podcast Postbox'. Plus this week's classic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt involving a rather large baby! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Lindsay's Makeup Mishap and other tales...

In an extended podcast, Jo and Simon hear listeners' shameful secrets, including ones that were too shocking for radio! Plus more of listener’ letters from the Parish Notice Board and another archive story in ‘Confession From The Crypt’.

Simon and Jo reunite to look back on their favourite Confessions from the show, which include special appearances from Rick Wakeman and Jacqueline Wilson!

The Final Confessions Podcast!

Donner seeks forgiveness in her Christmas fire fiasco ‘I Want Brandy’; Karen confesses her midnight mass story ‘My Girl's Wally Shock’; Gabrielle reveals her shameful church tale ‘Huey Organ’ and Tim shares his itchy cheeks confession ‘Jailhouse Pox’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive an awkward zip encounter that we called ‘Snatch My Zip Up’.

Donner’s Dessert Disaster and other tales…

Will you forgive Valerie’s fowl play? Plus a classic Emirates embarrassment revisited.

Zoe’s Hardwood Horror and other tales…

Will you forgive Emily's Fiery Fable? Plus a vengeful Confession from the Crypt!

Wendy’s Dirty Drippinghood and other tales...

John’s seeks forgiveness in his straw bale shambles ‘Shake Your Balefeather’; Bruce shares his faux fur prank ‘Hooked on a Screaming’; Jack reveals his sneaky stolen fruit Confession ‘In The Pear Tonight’ and Baz tells us his eye-popping tale ‘Gymslips, Lamps & Tease’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive a mysterious fox Confession called ‘Jet!’, plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast!  If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.

Lindsay's Makeup Mishap and other tales...

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