Dave and Alonso are in love with love stories and less so with yet another British historical drama. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

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This is on Blu-ray: SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

And so is this: WON TON TON: THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD

Dave and Alonso discuss boom tubes and Christmas let-downs. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if I could make you see.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOOK OF LIFE

Dave's DVD pick of the week: AQUARIUS

Dave and Alonso rave over Greta Gerwig's coming-of-age tale and wish that Godiva had a line of murder-mystery–themed chocolates. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, I see that starlight look in your eyes.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: 20TH CENTURY WOMEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

Dave and Alonso (who's hoarse) celebrate the show's seventh anniversary with superheroes and Christmas. What else. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and though you're miles and miles away I see you every day.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PHANTASM FIVE-MOVIE COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PERSONAL SHOPPER

Dave and Alonso wade deeply into awards season movies, some of them cool and a few of them very not so. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I just can't believe it's true.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FORCE MAJEURE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: EYES WIDE SHUT

Dave and Alonso explore new and classic Good Adam Sandler and have more fun than they should have at a ridiculous disaster movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, talkin' square biz.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TRON: LEGACY

Dave and Alonso discuss biopics about the creators of legendary characters, some powerful docs and an entertainingly silly slasher comedy. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, will we ever meet again.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE GLEANERS & I

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS

Dave and Alonso are joined by Johnnie Jungleguts, who brings his Brony knowledge to help explain a new animated film. And it's never too early for a Christmas horror movie. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, there's a party going on right here.

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Johnnie's DVD pick of the week: WONDER WOMAN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ORNITHOLOGIST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARLET

Dave and Alonso saw only one film together this week, so this episode is kind of a trust exercise. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, thanks for making me.

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OUR SOULS AT NIGHT and NOCTURAMA are both streaming on Netflix.

Dave and Alonso make their food-podcast-hosted-by-two-film-critics available to everyone for #InternationalPodcastDay Legendary food writer Ruth Reichl talks to correspondent Margy Rochlin about Robert's Cheese Toast, Dave rebuilds his intestinal flora, Alonso enjoys desserts. All the desserts.

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