Prepare yourself to get schooled, because we have a real life professor on this ep and he's taking us to film academy! Dr. Andrew Scahill stopped by with a freaky deaky theory on where Nicolas Cage gets his unholy acting talent, and on why he seems to be the only guy in Hollywood who's allowed to repeatedly bomb and then make sleeper indie hits. Could it be because he found an occult artifact and summoned a demonic entity and sold his soul for an oscar? Maybe!!! We get way into film theory this episode, as well as Nic Cage's career, industry nepotism, and our favorite horror movies.

The heavyhitters of podcasting are at it again! That's right, it's just Katelyn and Alexis this week. Katelyn's got a HOT theory about Julia Fox! Is she a mastermind? Is she extremely good at marketing? Does she just have an excellent publicitst? Find out what we've uncovered! Plus, Alexis has a little theory about conspiracy theories. A conspirocy theory theory, if you will!

Great fruit? More like GRAVE fruit!! It's the return of our friend Ele Woods, and she's got a few things about America's favorite breakfast fruit. Namely, that it's incredibly weird and inexplicable properties can only be explained by it being a special delivery from the aliens who seeded life on earth as we know it. For instance, did you know that grapefruit makes your medicine either not work or work way too well? That it's origins can't be explained? That lots of celebrities have made weird cryptic references to it?? Maybe these things are all just coincidences. Or maybe they're a result of a plot millions of years old to make us sterile. Either way, pretty crazy!

It's a blast from the past this week, because the Havana Syndrome is back in the news! This ep from 2019 was either eerily prescient or total goofballery. You decide, dear listener! In 2016, a group of American diplomats at the US embassy in Cuba got sick. Weird sick. Many reported dizziness, memory loss, headaches, hearing problems, and more. But what happened to these intrepid civil servants? And could their sickness be tied to something nefarious? Mel Cowan thinks so, and Mel Cowan is very very smart. Mel has a theory that is so devious, so terrifying, so confusing, that it will change how you think about microwaves forever. Prepare to learn about political intrigue, audio engineering, the navy, Tanganyika, bugs, and puppies. Oh my god this puppy.