We all know The Dating Game! The weird 60s game show that basically invented reality tv, where swingin' bachelors and bachelorettes ask each other overtly s*xual questions from either side of a screen? But what if that sweet, innocuous game show was actually... a CIA front?? Our guest this week is the truly delightful comedian Brian Huskey (host of the podcast Bald Talk) and he dares to ask the dangerous questions. Brian's got a theory that the host of The Dating Game was a cold-blooded killer and a soldier in the Cold War. This ep we also discuss our least-favorite NPR hosts, water sports, exotic erotic vacations, and how much everyone hated Chuck Barris.

Science! Religion! Murder! Dune buggies! This episode truly has it all. Comedian/producer/amateur inventor Nicole Villela is on this podcast this week to discuss renaissance man Stanley Meyer and his mysterious death. Did Stanley create a sustainable, emission free fuel cell that can power a car with water? Or was he a con man doofus who hoodwinked some nice Ohioans? And what about his crazy last words?? All these mysteries and more will be covered this week, plus a little discussion of what it would take for your hosts to sleep with a pigeon.

Tally ho good plebians, we've got another royal conspiracy theory on our hands! Absolute sweetheart Cassi Jerkins is back in the Lizard Lair to discuss a theory that was born on Reddit, reared on Twitter, and is now reaching its culmination on our show. Cassi suspects that good ol Elizabeth II, queen of all Englande (and Wales?), has actually been dead for a few months now and that the powers behind the throne are Weekend At Bernies-ing her because the timing is bad for the queen to be dead. This theory involves platinum jubilees, weird steamed desserts, topless pics, and an in depth of what we all want done to our bodies when we die. Wait til you hear Alexis' legally binding audio will!

If you've ever caught yourself wondering 'what's the deal with Mr. Magoo? Why are airplane peanuts so hard to open? And where did Amelia Earhart get her little scarves?' then this is the episode for you. Our bud Beth Appel is back on the show and she's done EXTENSIVE research into the alleged demise of the flying ace, and what might have really happened to Amelia. Specifically, Beth thinks she was captured by Japan, and then returned under suspicious circumstances as a New Jersey wife and banker. This episode also features Alexis becoming a math genius, and some high quality 90's style observational comedy.